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♥Mkay Bitchez♥

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About Me

Hold on....oh im reloading....i'm michaela...im volitile...imma bitch..im hard to get along with...i dont make sense...i dont try to...if you dont already know...ask somebody bitch!

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Basics:
Name: Michaela Salome
Date of Birth: August 27th, 1987
Birthplace: Franklin Memorial
Current Location: Callaway, VA
Eye Color: Greem
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5'0''
Heritage: Irish/German
Piercings: Ears,Tongue, and Nose
Tattoos: One on my back.
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Three 6 Mafia
Song: Turn The Page by: Bob Seger
Movie: Blow
Disney Movie: Peter Pan
TV show: Family Guy
Color: Green
Food: Steak
Pizza topping: Pepperoni n Pineapple
Ice-Cream Flavor: Butter Pecan
Drink (alcoholic): Liquid Marijuana
Soda: Ginger Ale/ Sprite
Store: Misty Mountain Wares?
Clothing Brand: ?
Shoe Brand: Bapes
Season: Fall
Month: October
Holiday/Festival: My b-day bitch
Flower: Poppy
Make-Up Item: Eyeliner
Board game: Chess
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sour
Love or money: Money
Phone or in person: Phone
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: cOLD
Your:
Goal for this year: To get right...
Most missed memory: Sophmore Year
Best physical feature: My Ass
First thought waking up: Wake-n-Bake
Hypothetical personality disorder: Manic Depression
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Lyposuction on my lower stomach(baby)
Sesame street alter ego: Squirmy the Worm
Fairytale alter ego: FAiry Godmother
Most stupid remark: "IMMA MARRY MICHAELA WHEN I GET OUTTA THA PEN"
Worst crime: ATTEMPTED MURDER
Greatest ambition: ^^^^^Not missing this time...
Greatest fear: Not waking Up.
Darkest secret: I've had stiches in my clit...
Favorite subject: English
Strangest received gift: Random naked pictures...i get them a lot...
Worst habit: Nail Biting
Do You:
Smoke: yes
Drink: yes
Curse: fuck yes
Shower daily: yes maybe more
Like thunderstorms: luv em
Dance in the rain: have and naked more than once or twice
Sing: i try very hard
Play an instrument: clarinet
Get along with your parents: occasionally w/ mom dont even speak to the sperm donor
Wish on stars: yeah
Believe in fate: oh yeah
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: yes
Sew: yes
Cook: oh yeah
Speak another language: spanish pretty well
Dance: yeah
Sing: like i said i try very hard
Touch your nose with your tongue: no
Whistle: no
Curl your tongue: yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: dont remember
Been Stoned/High: am now
Eaten Sushi: yeah
Been in Love: it doesnt exsist
Skipped school: ha ha ha you jokin right?
Made prank calls: yeah
Sent someone a love letter: no
Stolen something: yeah
Cried yourself to sleep: yeah
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? people who THINK they r intellegent
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? when ever momo goes to bed
Name three things you can't live without: moriah, my cell, weed.
What is the color of your room? lime green
Do you have any siblings? 2 full-blood
Do you have any pets? yeah
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? ill do it for free
What is you middle name? Salome (Sa-la-may)
What are you nicknames? Mkay, Kay, 0650, n Trapstar
Are you for or against gay marriage? For it ...how does two (wo)men hurt me in ne way or even affect me
What are your thoughts ..ion? it's your choice.
Do you have a crush on anyone? no
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? quickly
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 5
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? no again love does not exsist
What is the last law you’ve broken? possession of marijuana
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: ne
Eye color: light
Height tallre than me
Weight not too big bigger than me
Most important physical feature: T-E-E-T-H
Biggest turn-off Bad SEx
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Books:


Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

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lmao: you ask me for advise...

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Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:33:00 PST

aPOLOGIZE

I JUST WANTED TO SAY IM SO VERY SORRY TO ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR ME...I KNOW IM NOT REALLY HERE NEMORE...JUST HOLD ON FOR ME PLEASE...MAYBE THE ONLY THING I HAVE LEFT IS HOPE...YA DIG??...
Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:34:00 PST

What happened?

at one point and time i think i remember being really happy with myself and my life and i dont know where it went...i cant let go...i cant go any further im just stuck...and fuck is this mud thick...
Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:21:00 PST

CANT SLEEP

I JUST WOKE UP AND I DONT THINK IM GOIN BACK TO SLEEP...I CANT HELP THIS OVERWHELMING SENSE OF DREAD SOMETHINGS LINGERING AND I CANT EXPLAIN IT IM SOOOO UNHAPPY...THE ONLY REASON IM HOLDIN ON IS MO-MO...
Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:00:00 PST

forgotten

please dont forget me...im scared no ones gonna remember
Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:55:00 PST

miss him

Well go fuckin figure thT JUST WHEN I THINK I CANT FEEL NEMORE...I FEEL SOMETHING...AND ITS A BAD ONE...I DID HIM WRONG...IF YOU KNWO WHO IM Tlkin about...YOU'RE PROLLY LIKE BITCH HOW THW FUCK DID YOU...
Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:14:00 PST

holes

there is a holewhere we used to bea hole ever so profoundempty yes as most holes areprofound for what it heldwhat it holds no more...
Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST

dreaming

I had a dream last night that i died before halloween...its was creepy real...i woke up terrified, soaking wet, and freezing...i cant get it out of my head...you know how dreamsfade as time goes on......
Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

trial and error

Okay well we all seem to fall and get back up...well excuse the cliche but...i've fallen and i can't get up...oh well...someone help me up please...
Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:47:00 PST

fuckin spies

omg...well thnx to a phone call...i now realize a lot of people actually read this shit...wow...i feel like an idiot...tryin to get myself in trouble...god i hate this shit....
Posted by ♥Mkay Bitchez♥ on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:48:00 PST