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*BASICS*
NAME:: Ez
*AGE:: 16
*BIRTHDAY:: 7/4/91
*BIRTHPLACE:: in a hospital im assuming :P
*CURRENT LOCATION:: here.
*HERITAGE:: I am of course derived from a devil goat
*EYE COLOR:: hazel which I believe is a cop out for the fact that my eyes can't decide if they're green or brown
*HAIR COLOR:: brown an purple (I might have had something to do with the purple bit)
*HEIGHT:: bloody small
*PIERCINGS:: belly, nose, ears a few times
*TATTOOS:: maybe 1 ;)
*Likes*
*Favourite things:: m8s, my cat, my ipod, my guitars
*Worst things:: twats, arguing with m8s, bein bored
*FAVORITES*
*COLOR:: purple
*MUSIC:: rock (classic obv)
*SPORT:: that 1 where they roll cheese down a hill rocks
*HOLIDAY:: ive only eva bin on 1 an I don’t remember it
*FOOD: if by food you meen yummies ill have to say chocci :)
**THIS OR THAT*
*HUGS OR KISSES:: hugs
*PEPSI OR COKE:: coke, unless your sick in the head
*MCDONALDS OR PIZZA HUT:: pizza hut everytime
*CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: chocolate
*LOVER OR FIGHTER:: fighter
*FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: friends. without a doubt
*PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: 80% personality 20% looks
**IN A BOY/GIRL*
*EYE COLOR:: any
*HAIR COLOR:: brown or black
*SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: longish
*HEIGHT:: taller than me which doesn’t take much
*PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: don’t care really
*HOT OR CUTE:: cute
**FRIENDS*
*WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: bethie, sarah an soph
*WHOS THE LOUDEST:: beckie
*WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: k8e
*WHOS THE SHYEST:: me!
*COOLEST FRIEND:: jodie
*WEIRDEST FRIEND:: sarah probs
**LOVE**
*ARE U IN LOVE:: nah, infatuated maybe.
*LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: technically my last 1 never broke up so.. a while!
*WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: if they intended to buy me axl rose with that money then yes
*KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: apparently yeah
*EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: nope but ive bin cheated on
**WHOS THE LAST PERSON**
*KISSED:: my cat lol I woke up an she was on my pillow!
*HUGGED:: mum probs
*TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: 1 of my m8s
*TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: again... the cat
*TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: my cuz, kj
*WATCHED TV WITH:: soph
*YELLED AT:: mum
*CRIED FOR:: my rat Liv is sick, does that count?
**RANDOM QUESTIONS**
*DO U DRINK:: of course not im only 16 ;)
*DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: hell no
*DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS::! Never, they're evil (except scott)
*DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: on occasions
*WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: silent bob!
*DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: does the previous response answer ur question?
*WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: st trinians, yeah twas shiny
*BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: bein without my m8s
*BIGGEST FEAR:: being buried, oh an nail files but shush
*MOST MISSED MEMORY:: soop (that’s my old dog btw)
*FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: that was a bloody weird dream
*IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: if I can be arsed
*HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: run myself over (go on you figure it out!)
*DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: 1 half of them yes
*DO U SWEAR:: sumtimes
*NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: all of them
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My Interests

Moosic (ill spell it however i wasnt byatch ;)), m8z which i will also spell wrong, i luff playin my faithy an shes easily amused so all i need to keep her busy is a tap! Oh and sumtimes i sing (appoligies to those who hear it)

I have a tendency to get stuck in front of the amps at concerts which usually leads to me being deaf for a while

I have a kitten called Faith an I love the ickle kitten ass of her

I have A LOT of other pets that im too lazy to mention

I've been to see Aerosmith an they are amazin :)

I am (annoyingly) the tiniest person I know

I give people strange nicknames eg. Sarah is my sex pigeon

I have strange nicknames of my own...Slash and sexed up the arse being the main ones

I hate when my best friends r upset

I love axl rose, steven tyler, scott , slash, duff ect. If you need to ask y then ur an idiot.

I hate being nervous, it makes me do silly things! :P

I hate having to make big decisions due to the fact I usually decide wrong

Music is smexy above all other smexy things

I have noticed the only thing that can break up two best friends is a boy. Therefore i have made it my mission to h8 them all, except the cyoot 1ns.

I love my ipod, without it I'd die

I'd love to manage a band one day

I hate that I cant think of anything interesting to type :p

I'd like to meet:

Pplz i'd wanna meet::
Bam Margera cos he's a fuckin loony, he'd well be a laugh! An Axl Rose cos hes hot :P

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Music:

Aerosmith (my babies), guns n roses, velvet revolver, sign, nickelback, led zeppelin, alice cooper, buckcherry, evanescence, motorhead, lostprophets, black sabbath, Slash's Snakepit, stone temple pilots despite the fact they have a very silly name, winterville, deep purple, alice in chains, ozzy, alanis m ... u get the idea!

Movies:

Jay an Silent Bob is the best film in the wholest of worlds, enuf said.

Television:

the mighty boosh, viva la bam (that rocks), ugly betty, shameless, red dwarf, skins, black adder, friends, scrubs

Books:

Aerosmith bio an a bunch of other rock biographies :S I dont read much anymore. I write songs, poems, stories n stuff instead. My imagination is much scarier than most books and therefore much more entertaining ;)

Heroes:

Aerosmith obv. My cousin KJ who's always there 4 me and most of all my fuckin amazing best m8s
Beth Aka Jeffi, Gilby ect.
Sarah my sex pigeon
Sophie aka snoph :)
Couldnt live without u lot (well i cud but it wud b pretty borin)! Love u loads n loads!

My Blog

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