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About Me

My Interests

action figures (yeah, I'm pushin' 30 and I buy action figures. You got a problem with that motherfucker?), sleeping, lifting weights, wrestling (doing it, not watching it. That new shit sucks.), making fun of homeless people (It's good when you can laugh at yourself), money, dirty whores, creative individuals, anything X rated, poisoning my body with toxins, fat humor, anarchy, monopoly, racist humor, coloring books, using the Fucking "F" word, toaster ovens, thunderstorms, watching fires, a nice chicken parm with spaghetti, and getting smashed in the head with metal chairs. OOH! And swimming. I love swimming. Ya need more Curious Fucking George?

I'd like to meet:

Everyone I'd really like to meet is a fictional character. "Sometimes I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. I'm dumb. Dumb as hell."

Music:

TYPE O NEGATIVE, The Doors, GNR, Marilyn Manson, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Pantera, and anything else that doesn't suck.

Movies:

Batman Begins, Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, X-men, Rocky, plus an assload of others since I fucking despise television.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force and the Preview Guide (to see what horrible shows will be airing in the next half hour.)

Books:

The worst part is, I never learned to read. Someone else is typing as I speak.

Heroes:

Batman

My Blog

The Most Fucked Up Thing I've Ever Seen.

I don't know what year it was. Maybe 1999 or 2000. Doesn't matter. It was a long fucking time ago. That's part of what makes it so fucked up. So long ago. And yet, so crystal clear. And so many...
Posted by T-Dub on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST

The Rise and Fall and Fall of ECW

In the year 2000, I had the opportunity to work for Extreme Championship Wrestling as part of the full time ring crew, thanks to my friend and trainer, Tony Devito and to Tommy Dreamer. To make a lon...
Posted by T-Dub on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

Amusing Star Wars Story

A few months ago in a galaxy far, far away...My sister Jenn, age 25, calls me from L.A.. She tells me that she has never seen any of the Star Wars movies and now she wants to watch them all in order. ...
Posted by T-Dub on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST

A fun tale of why I'm SO FUCKING STIFF.

Hey Gang, I'm back in town for a few days, bored to death, and I thought it might be fun to share a story with Y'ALL. Now, I'm sure I've told this story to some of you before, but for those who have...
Posted by T-Dub on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 11:21:00 PST