I keep it real. My muscles...hard as steel. Went to court for a speeding ticket appeal. If it's hungry i feel, ill steal someones happy meal. I watch 7th Heaven just to see Jessica Biel. When i play poker i deal. Went fishin started to reel caught an eel let it loose and it bit my heel so i proceeded to kneel, pick it up and feed it to a seal. Put the jello in the fridge so it can congeal. Celebrated Bastille by doing a cartwheel. As a wife Lucille would be ideal we'll go to Alabama and get married in Mobile.
It's about time niggas started... recognizin' that gangsta shit Bumpin' in them trunks, ya know, G-Funk, Ol' Skool to new Gangsta shit, Fredwreck'difying, Kurupt Young Gotti and that gangsta shit Daz Dillinger, Bigg Snoop Dogg nigga, that's gangsta shit That's gangsta shit!
I only watch the lakers when they play on K-cal 9
And I only watch HOUSE. That is it. And when Gay american idol takes over the slot on tuesday nights. I dont watch tv that week.
I wish I could be like david watts...