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Ani Kelevra

GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!

About Me


All about me huh?
Not much to learn about me really. I'm 22, and I attend (forcibly) Queens College. I'm a short male, and was at one point, incredibly hairy, but thanks to Mr. Bic, and Mr. Norelco, I am once again Chewbacca
I like to consider myself wise, although the wisest never actually consider themselves wise. I like to solve problems, other people's problems, but only when I am actually allowed to.
There's a lot more you could know about me, but I feel that in order for me to divulge this information would be at best a breach of internet etiquette. (What?!)
I am in a loving relationship with my Jamie-Wamie, and no one will come between us.
The only thing I beat are my eggs.
Some people at a certain college on a certain island are absolute pricks. They are some of the fakest people you will ever meet.
I don't like certain people driving. Specifically certain women of two certain descents. Don't like it. Sue me.
There are times when you must move forward, not backwards.
If you see a movie called Erie Road, watch Court TV and you'll see me sue Michael Weinstein for stealing my intellectual property.
I am in the NYC Rocky Horror Picture Show. Come see me at the Chelsea Clearview Cinema. 8th Aveune & 23rd Street. Friday's & Saturday's at Midnight. WWW.nychrps.org

My Interests

Jamie, Movies, Screenwriting, Teaching, Television, the Wii, Video Gaming, Rocky Horror, Cult Cinema, etc.

I'd like to meet:

No one really. Maybe Kevin Smith & Seth MacFarlane

Music:

Anything on my playlist...except Dashboard Confessional...they must be killed for the good of the nation.

Movies:

Anything Scorsese, anything from Bryan Singer, anything from Paul Anderson, anything from Dario Argento, Mario Bava, Alfred Hitchcock. I also like Rock Hudson/Doris Day movies, and no I am not gay! There's so much more.

Television:

House, that's about it.

Books:

Harry Potter, anything by Dan Brown

Heroes:

Hero is such a critical word, isn't it? The people I thought were my heroes turned out to be nothing more than empty shells of humanity. No heroes. Just people I admire.

My Blog

Rest In Peace Dell Laptop

My Dell Laptop has finally bit the big one, and has no screen and no audio. It is the Terry Schiavo of computers, and is hanging on by a string. Rather than pay to fix a machine that is over 2 years...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:56:00 PST

Its Blogtastic

Okay. Time for another blog. I know that my sister will read this. I know Dana will read this since Dana reads all my blogs and provides some sort of in sight. I know Jamie will read this and ask ...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:45:00 PST

And so it begins yet again...

As I find myself sitting in Powdermaker Hall's basement (you know it is where they keep all the teachers), I can't help but reflect on the Summer past, and the future.This is my final year. I swear i...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:56:00 PST

Have I ruined my life before it actually started?

That's it. I've resorted to selling my video games to pay my debts.Sad, isn't it? I tried so hard to not make the same mistakes my parents did, and what happens? I make them. Credit Cards out the ...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:16:00 PST

Makes Me Wonder

So I'm listening to Maroon 5's new song, "Makes Me Wonder" and I'm listening the first few times and enjoying the song (something I rarely do anymore). When for some reason, the 7th or 8th time, I he...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:13:00 PST

Control

And so when the balance of power begins to shift, so shall the fabric that holds us together divide at the seams.That quote is an original one. I am sitting here and wondering if anything is my fault...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

5 AM....I must be lonely (or How I learned to never ever sleep in my lifetime!)

It's 5 AM, and it's time to party.I find that if I am conscious without any period of REM sleep, I enter a state of extreme giddyness, the kind you feel when you take a painkiller and your body goes n...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:28:00 PST

The Time Has Come..

Alright ladies and germs...it is time for another blog.I'm looking back on things, and the time has come to evaluate the situation and ask myself if it is worth dealing with all the politics. You nev...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:25:00 PST

I had a friend...

Okay. 2:35 AM. I meant to write this two days ago, but I put it off, but I feel this will be the final mention of this ever.Before anyone questions whether or not I have the right to write this, let...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST

Here We Go Again

3 in the afternoon, and I'm here writing a blog. Jesus. This fucking sucks.Back at the grind of serving frozen yogurt to mindless customers who have no respect for the people that serve them. Wha...
Posted by Ani Kelevra on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:10:00 PST