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About Me

I stand on the line between insanity and existence, and I throw fish at you from here.For the most part, I am a storyteller. I tell these tales through books, movies, and the occasional music piece. I write a weekly comic (updating Tuesdays), which can be viewed at http://www.pointoffutiltiy.com

My Interests

Cinematography, writing, reading, and culinary experimentation, when I have the time.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who understands the joke.

Music:

The inner swells of dissonant harmony that rise to resolve in an unexpected and unmatched epiphany. I'm also a fan of Guster.

Movies:

Being There, Fight Club, Memento, Meet Joe Black, The Shawshank Redemption, A Beautiful Mind, and Blazing Saddles.

Television:

House MD, Stargate SG-1, Lost, and any creative commercials that I might happen upon.

Books:

Douglas Adams, Dave Barry, Christopher Moore, Terry Prachett, Michael Crighton, Alan Dean Foster, and Scott Adams.

Heroes:

Richard Feynman, Jack Handey, and the fat guy from the Hula Networks adverts.

My Blog

The Panic Button

Why is it that every time I take another step, I come home and panic about it? I'm not one who panics much, believe you me. The closest thing I've felt to that desperate fear (other than these situat...
Posted by Ramses The Pigeon on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 03:51:00 PST

The Definition Of Irony

I had plans tonight. There would have been talking, smiles, laughter, and maybe an avocado or two. I was really looking forward to it. As it was, I spent the evening in the hospital with a teflon need...
Posted by Ramses The Pigeon on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:22:00 PST

Cliffside Diving Board

I'm about to do something really stupid. Don't get all excited yet. It won't put me in any physical danger (that I can think of.) However, it is something that goes against my better judgement, my in...
Posted by Ramses The Pigeon on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:28:00 PST

Damn it! That does it!

When I started using Myspace, I made a promise to myself that I'd never rant and rave about dramatic garbage that I could just as easily rant and rave about out loud. No, really, I did. The problem...
Posted by Ramses The Pigeon on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:10:00 PST

Shock Therapy

Now that I have everyone's attention... This is important and groundbreaking, so make sure you take it to heart. Last night, (this is true,) I had a very vivid dream. Whether this dream was a vision ...
Posted by Ramses The Pigeon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

On the Topic of Angels

I had a run-in with an angel today... No, not some especially attractive girl whom I would enslave myself to, but an actual (pardon the pun,) honest-to-god angel. It was trying to use the subway witho...
Posted by Ramses The Pigeon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Uh... Yay?

Now I can claim that I am a master of the amazingly stupid internet drama that is Myspace. It's like a live-action soap opera that stars half the planet! It's amazing how often I hear people say "I'm ...
Posted by Ramses The Pigeon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST