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Jesus

Yes it's true im here finally

About Me

Hello everyone my name is Jesus Christ. I live in Heaven with Father God and my mother Mary. I have a fairly good life but it can sometime get a little difficult. With all the people I have to meet all the time and all the questions i am asked from my followers and fans. We gladly except anyone up hear in Heaven,an this myspace is heaven so you can expiremnt it first hand. PLease dont get caught up with hell join me now not satan as we go on a quest through heaven. My father tells me to forgive everyone for there sins and let them come in to heaven, but than I look at Hells population and their 10 times larger then Heavens and I have to work up the guts to ask the question to my dad I mean didn’t he tell me to forgive every since that’s what he deos but then why is everyone burning in Hell.You should join me now and i will forgive all of your sins please join me. So I you could give me some info on what I should do ill gladly take it and ill see you soon (hopefully) and remember Kids stay clean and don’t do drugs, and watch out for priests, and prey every night oh what the Hell I’ll make a listJesus list 1. Kiss your mother and father goodnight before going to sleep. 2. Do not harm yourself or others purposely, all emo kids go to Hell. 3. Read the bible every night and don’t burn it. It is a good book and it should be appreciated. 4. be a Christian it’s a good religion and all those who like satin shall burn in rotten Hell.Once again please join as we take a quest through heaven and everyone who reads this myspace tell your freinds to join us also.Myspace Backgrounds
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My Interests

angels,

I'd like to meet:

ive met eveyone thats dead but im dyin to meet you...just some dry humor things get kinda boring up here thats all i wish i was alive i Would be glad if you joined my page so i can talk to you more.

Music:

i listen to pantera, Kelly Clarkson, AC/DC,Korn, Fall out boy, Guns and Roses, Pat Benatar,the cars, dem fanchise boys, 50 cent, Lamb Of God, Children of Bodem, Disturbed, Bathoveen, queen,weezer,yes,iggy pop, pennywise, backstreet boys, NYSYNC, all america reject, New Kids on the bloc, bloc party, thats about it. even though i am jesus i like all music including heavy metal

Movies:

i dont like movies

Television:

family guy

Books:

The Bible

Heroes:

God, myself and elvis