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Slapshot

I'm Bringing Chunky Back!!

About Me

My name is Slapshot and I'm the Executive Director of Mascot Activities of the Reading Royals of the ECHL. I am honored to be here with you today.
When I was a young lion my dream was to be a hockey player, but there wasn't a helmet that was able to fit my oversized noggin. I was heartbroken, but one day, the former General Manager of the Reading Royals discovered me dancing in front of the Vanity Fair outlets and offered me a job that would change my life. Today you can find me all around Berks county doing what I love best. What is that you may ask.. Well, I'm still trying to figure that out. In the meantime, come check me out a Royals game or one of my zillion appearances across the community. It's okay if you don't like hockey or not even a Royals fan. I still love you.
If you're even in the need for a hug you found the right lion. Hopefully you'll have a couple Tootsie Rolls to share. (HINT HINT)

A Day in My Life - 2007


Basic Survey [ 87 questions]
** basics **
Name:: Slapshot
Nickname:: Slappy, Senor Slapito, Purple Kitty
Location:: Reading, PA
Gender:: Manly Man (err, Lion)
Birthplace:: Calgary, Alberta
Birthstone:: Something that I'd rather not have thrown at me
Birthday:: March 13, 2001
Sign:: Pieces
Righty or Lefty:: Whatever hand isn't holding the food
Screenname:: Slapshot01
** your looks **
Height:: Tall
Weight:: Forever shopping the Husky Section
Shoe size:: Big Enough to trip over.
Hair Color:: Purple (duh!)
Hair Length:: shaggy, messy, and rather attractive
Eye Color:: Purple (see a trend here?)
Size:: Huh, what? This is a personal question
Glasses:: Nope. I only wear sunglasses at night
Braces:: Only have 4 teeth. Would be kinda hard.
Piercings:: Once had my belly button pierced.
Tattoos:: One. I'll never tell where.
** fashion **
Where do you shop:: The Big and Tall and Furry Shop
What do you usually wear:: My stylish yellow hat and a smile.
What kind of shoes do you wear:: Big Black ugly things. They're soon to change.
Do you wear a watch:: Can't read. But if I could get a Phillie Phantic watch, I'd learn.
Color you never wear:: I look good in Anything (except a dress)
Color you wear at least once a week:: Purple
Something you wear everyday:: My stylish yellow hat and a smile. (pants optional)
Do you wear make up everyday:: Nope. Too cute for makeup!
Most cherished piece of clothing:: My jersey collection.
You wouldn't be caught dead wearing:: A Trenton Titans Jersey. (no offensive Titans fans)
Do you wear belts:: Nope. None big enough.
Do you wear hats:: All the time. (see yellow hat comment)
How many pairs of shoes do you have:: One and it shows.
** music **
Favorite kind of music:: Anything that gets my boo-tay moving. I'm also a sucker for love ballads.
Least Favorite:: the national anthem sung by people who need to take singing lessons
How many CD's do you have:: Since I dont' have any money, the answer is none. Don't ask my MANservant. He owns everything.
Last CD you bought:: I borrowed the Animaniacs (love them)
Whats in your CD player right now:: Jazzercize. Need to get in shape for the season
Do you download music:: Only if the MANservant lets me use the computer.
** Favorites **
Color:: Purple, Black, Silver with a touch of Mauve. (eeew, just kidding)
Number:: 01... what else.
Season:: I'm a winter lion. Although I'm busy all year long, but lately I've been enjoying the summer. Great to work on my tan.
Ice cream:: Yes Please.
Website:: www.myspace.com/slapshot01
Quote:: "Life's too short. Finish those nachos or I'm gonna do it for you!"
Store:: Anywhere I can get a tasty snack.
Band:: Wanting to start my own some day!
Singer:: Mel Torme. He's the man, they myth, the legend.
Rapper:: I try not to rap my own gifts. My fingers are too fat!
Song:: Cotton Eyed Joe! (They have to play it more and longer this season HINT HINT!)
Movie:: Cats and Dogs. That Beagle looked very tasty!
Actor:: I try my best. Someday my name will be in lights.
Actress:: Anyone that is willing to give me a smooch!
Kind of movies:: Comedies, and when I'm with that special someone, even more Comedies.
Place to be:: In my comfy bed sleeping. I'm a party Lion, I need my rest.
Time of day:: Sleep all night, and I work all day.
Clothing Brand:: Forever shopping at the Big and Tall Store!
Animal:: Frogs...no.. Chickens... Would you settle for an Emu?
Food:: I was wondering how long it would take to get to this question. I'm starving!
Holiday:: Anyone that I get to be in a parade!
Shape:: Husky and proud of it. More for the ladies to love!
Restaraunt:: Ones that don't kick me out. Something about this "no pet" policy. Phooey!
Fast food place:: All of the above. Especially The Cabana at the Sovereign Center
Word:: wooHoo! (is that a word?)
Month:: April (playoffs baby!)
Candy:: Tootsie Rolls (that was too easy)
** love and relationships **
Boyfriend or Girlfriend:: Working my way into the hearts of all the ladies
Crush:: Nightly.
Do you believe in love at first sight:: All the time
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: Someone who is holding something tasty to eat.
Best physical feature:: Arms that give out killer hugs
Best hair color:: I don't discrimiate. I'm an equal opportunity lover!
Best eye color::
** randoms **
What color is your tooth brush:: Blue (with Sesame Street characters on it)
What's on your desktop:: Nothing that belongs to me.
Do you like roller coasters:: Oh yeah!! Hersheypark, here I come!
Do you do drugs:: NO WAY! Yuck! Never! Shame on You!
Do you have any pets:: I had a hamster once, but I ate him by mistake.
What time do you go to sleep:: Whenever the party ends.

My Interests

Yatzee, underwater marbles and food. I also enjoy moonlit walks on the beach, romantic candlelit dinners (oh wait, wrong profile..).

I'd like to meet:

I'm always up for meeting new friends from Reading and all across the ECHL. If you see me expect a big hug and a friendly hello. (and also a hand out if you're eating something tasty!)

Music:

Anything that gets my boo-tay mooving and grooving. Give me a beat and I'm on the scene. I also enjoy Power Ballads. Nothing says "I Love You" like a lion singing some Michael Bolton.

Books:

Anything with pictures of food.

Heroes:

Mister Rogers, the Phillie Phanatic, the Pirate Parrot, the guy who yells Pretzels during a hockey game.