2007 FLORIDA STATE LEAGUE CHAMPION CLEARWATER THRESHERS
Including Philly Cheese Steaks, my diet consists of:
Bluejays
Cardinals
Manatees
Cubs
Tigers
Golden Retrievers
Grapefruit
Hammerheads
Mets
Yankees
RalliGators
Florida State League All Stars: Miss A-Miracle, Hamilton, Manny, Ralli Gator, Phinley, South Paw, Robbie, D-Jay, Squeeze.
EVERY SEAT MUST GO!
I'd like to meet:
Clearwater Threshers fans from all over the world! If you have pictures of you and I, send them, I will put them up on here! The Threshers offer family fun at affordable prices. Come visit me at "THE TANK" Brighthouse Networks Field!
**I am availble to appear at your event! If your church, school or community organization would like to have me participate, free of charge, please call 727-712-4413.**
(All other requests may include a minimal appearance fee)
LINKS:
Click here for the Threshers Official Website
Click here for the Threshers Official Blog
Click here for Opie's Grassy Gang Website
Click here for your Florida State League News
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Isn't she amazing? We dated for a short time but she left me for some prince guy or whatever. Isn't he s short little 5'1 singer that wears purple? Whatever, it was her loss! I'm not bitter!
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Music:
Take me out to the Ballgame
Jimmy Buffett
Farewell to Finley
Phish
Movies:
Jaws is my Mother's Uncle's second Cousin on their Great-Grandfather's side who married a third Cousin from the unknown depths of the South Pacific. Confusing I know, I just call him Sir.
Television:
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Landshark and I roomed together my freshman year at college. He left school to go into acting. Sadly this was his one and only professional acting appearance. Ironically, he ran into a pod of young punker dolphins, who took offense to this skit, and was never heard from again.
Books:
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish by Dr. Suess
Heroes:
Phillie Phanatic
Need I say more?
What a character this guy is at the family reunions. He is related though adoption.
