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Impeach Bushy Dick!!!!..

About Me

My name is Jordan. I am 21 and live in Oldham County, Kentucky. It sucks here for the most part, but I have met some really cool people. I'm going to Jefferson Community Technical College now. I'm trying to get an associates degree in Business Management, but would eventually like a degree in Political Science. I like meeting new people, but get annoyed very quickly with idiots. I like to play tennis, ride my bike, and drive. People consider me a far left liberal, but I feel that I just um...don't care what people do with their own bodies as long as it does not harm anyone else. I hate Bush and would love to see him tried in a world court for war crimes and war profiteering. We need to deal with the environment quickly as well as our healthcare system. I've met some really shady people here so far, so if you are someone not shady that would be great. Also, I am really into music. Well, anything else you want to know drop a message. peace and love. Oh, and there should be a complete separation of church and state. _________________________________________________________ I just took the Political Brew Political Gauge and came up as a Strong Liberal on Non-Fiscal Issues and a Strong Liberal on Fiscal Issues. You can take the test at http://www.politicalbrew.com/politest.cgi - let me know your results!____________________________________________________ _______1. kentucky snowplow When having sex from behind, moments before climax, one will reach forward and grab the person's arms and thrust, thus driving their face into the ground where it will knock their teeth out, hence Kentucky, at such point, as a bragging rights and to complete the K-plow, you will push them around with their face still in the ground, leaving a blood trail. ___________________________________________________________ 2. Alabama Hot Pocket: To perform the Alabama hot pocket, one must poo in a girl's cooch, then boink her. ___________________________________________________________
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My Interests

http://kucinich.us/volunteer, driving, being with good friends, making money, at least enough to get by, weed, the occasional mushroom trip, black holes, music(playing and listening to), reading a really good book, making out

I'd like to meet:

Dennis Kucinich and his wife, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Trent Reznor, JMK, Timothy Leary, and so many more.http://madrabbit.net/webrabbit/quizshow.html

Music:

I can try to get away, but I’ve strapped myself in, I can try to scratch away, the sound in my ears, I can see it killing away, all of my bad parts, I don't want to listen, but it's all too clear2-Pac, A PERFECT CIRCLE, A STATIC LULLABY, ac-dc, afi, The ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND, Authority Zero, AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Bad Company, The Beatles, Beastie Boys, BECK, BELLA FLEC and the FLECTONES, The Birds, Biggy Smalls, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Buck Cherry, Bush, Busta Rhymes, Cake, Jonny Cash, Charlie Daniels Band, cky, Eric Clapton, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Coldplay, The Cure, The Doors, BOB DYLAN, Deftones, Devildriver, EVERGREEN TERRACE, Evanescence, Flaming Lips, FLEETWOOD MAC, Franz Ferdinand, The Foo Fighters, FLAMING LIPS, FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES, Garbage, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Guess Who, The Grateful Dead, Greenday, Guns N' Roses, Heart, Jaz-Z, Jimi Hendrix, Jane's Addiction, Janis Jopplin, The Hives, Husker Du, Incubus, Interpol, It Dies Today, Jethro Tull, Killers, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, King Krimson, KORN, Led Zeppelin, LEZ ZEPPELIN, Lou Reed, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mahavishnu Orchestra, MARILYN MANSON, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, THE MARS VOLTA, Massive Attack, MASTODON, METALLICA, MATISYAHU, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE, MODEST MOUSE, The Mommas and the Pappas, THE MUSE, My Chemical Romance, My Ruin, NINE INCH NAILS, OAR, Orgy, Outkast, Pantera, PEARL JAM, TOM PETTY, Pink Floyd, THE POLICE, Portishead, Postal Service, Powerman 5000, RADIOHEAD, Rage Against The Machine, The RACONTEURS, Reel Big Fish, Red Hot Chili Peppers, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, Rush, SENSES FAIL, SHADOWS FALL, Slayer, Sleater Kinney, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dog, Sonic Youth, Staind, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, The Strokes, Sublime, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, Tenacious D, TOOL, UMPHREY'S MAGEE, Velvet Revolver, The Vines, THE WHITE STRIPES, WIDESPREAD PANIC, The Who,WOLFMOTHER, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yes, Neil Young, Frank Zappa, ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA, White Zombie, Rob Zombie. The ones in all caps I have seen live.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Children of Men, Pie, Platoon, Appocolypse Now, Full Metal Jacket, Office Space, 200 Hotels, All the Monty Python Movies, Clerks, Mall Rats, Dogma, Schindler's List, Farce of the Penguins, Shawshank Redemption, The Exorcist, Night of the Living Dead, Dazed and Confused, Blow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Borat, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory, Zoolander, Old School, Amistad, Elephant, Half Baked, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1, not 2 because it sucked, Brazil, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, The Royal Tenenbaums, Team America World Police, The Life Aquatic, Animal House, Porky's, The Stand, Stand by me, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, High School High, The Squid and the Whale, A History of Violence, Good Night and Good Luck, Munich, Hustle and Flow, Perception, Thumbsucker, King Kong, The Chronicles of Narnia, Hostle, Domino, Cruel Intentions, Waking Life, House of 1000 Corpses, Donnie Darko, Farenheight 9/11, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Alice In Wonderland, American History X, the original dawn of the dead, the Doors, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The jacket, American Werewolf in London, American Werewolf in Paris, The first Nightmare on Elm Street, The First Friday the 13th, The first Halloween, Spun, Rosemary's Baby, The General's Daughter, Interview with a Vampire, SLC Punk, PCU, TOmmy Boy, Black Sheep, Police Academy, Sin City, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Traffic, Blow, Big Fish, Wizard of Oz, Havoc, The 40 year old Virgin, Chronicles of Narnia, King Kong, Walk The Line, Resivoir Dogs, Wedding Crashers, Corpse Bride, Boondock Saints, The Interpreter, Hostle, Brokeback Mountain, Munich, Hustle and Flow, City of God, American Gangster, Charlie Wilson's War, Knocked Up, Superbad, Juno, Michael Clayton, Rendition, Summer of Sam, The 25th Hour, The Warriors, Crank, 88 Minutes, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, No Country For Old Men

Television:

Beevis and Butthead, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2020, Spaceghost Coast to Coast, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, King of the Hill, Frasier, Ren and Stimpy, Sollute Your Shorts, Anything on IFC, American Dad, Roseanne, Married With Children, CSI, Thee Oblongs, all 3 Law and orders, VH1 Classic, Kenny vs. Spenny, Ninja Warrior, Turner and Hooch, MXC, Nip Tuck, Squidbillies, DEA, Judge Judy, the puppy bowl,

Books:

New Rules, Brave New World, Hippie, Naked Lunch, Stoned, Catch 22, One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, The Shining, The Mist, some Shakespeare

Heroes:

Dennis Kucinich and his wife, moveon.org, John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Trent Reznor, JMK, Timothy Leary, Gary Busey

My Blog

manipulation

I had to have knee manipulation surgery today.  They put me to sleep, then forced my knee to bend.  I will probably need surgery to get the scar tissue out.  I can't go back to work for...
Posted by peanut butter jelly time on Tue, 20 May 2008 12:02:00 PST

fucking knee and licence and court system

My knee is fucked up, and I am stuck in the house.  I still have not gotten my licence back, and the lady never answers her phone.  Help?????
Posted by peanut butter jelly time on Sat, 17 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

comcert

Stone Temple Pilots got together again and they will be in the area in august. If anyone is interested, let me know and I will get you the specifics.Thanks!!!
Posted by peanut butter jelly time on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:24:00 PST

drinking age versus age of enlistment

Personally I feel that if you are allowed to go serve and fight for your country, wether it be legitimate or not, you should be allowed to drink legally.  Vermont has just introduced a bill lower...
Posted by peanut butter jelly time on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 01:43:00 PST