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John

There's only so much you can learn in one place, the more that I wait, the more time that I waste...

About Me


A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME:
I enjoy writing stories...
I enjoy writing songs...
I enjoy music programming...
I went to New York Film Academy for film production - Loved it!...
At one time I wanted to be the next Steven Spielberg...
I enjoy drawing and painting...
I learned how to paint watching Bob Ross on TV...
I enjoy web designing...
I cut hair...
I love being creative...
I HATE to work a regular job!...
I definitely have some cool plans and goals for the future...
When I was little, I wanted to be an architect like the father from the Brady Bunch LOL...
I suffer from migraines a few times a year - UGH! The agony! Medicate me!...
I love to make people laugh...
I sometimes have a huge dark cloud hovering above me like some jinxy omen because my crazy luck isn't normal! LOL...
I pray every night before I go to sleep...
I have a crazy imagination some would call wacky...
I love to dream even if they are nightmares...
My dreams sometimes come true (Not the nightmares though lol)...
I sometimes think I am pyschic!LOL...
I have crazy intuitions...
I can see right through people...
I could tell alot about a person when first meeting them and I can sense if I am going to like or dislike a person right then and there...
I am friendly...
I think I am very nice but don't mess with me because then I become Alexis Carrington!LOL (Remember the scheming Bitch from "Dynasty" LOL)...
When people mess with me, I get a lot of inspiration from TV Bitches LOL - ("Amanda" Melrose Place, "Alexis" Dynasty, "Erica" All My Children")...
I met my Freddy in 1996...
We met at the Palladium "Arena" in New York City...
Freddy is known as the nice, sweet, smiley one...
I am known as the nice, crazy, nutty one...
Freddy is my soul mate...
Freddy and I have been through many obstacles in our lives together but we always survived and will continue to do so...
Freddy always has some silly Lucy Ricardo type scheme on his hands! I guess I'm Ricky? LOL...
Speaking of Lucy - Lucille Ball is my comedic idol...
I love wacky comedy...
I am an extremely silly person and love to joke around...
I am a free spirit and have never taken myself seriously...
Sometimes I have a problem that I don't take anything too seriously LOL...
I can be extremely clumsy - Everyone always laughs at me when I bump into something, or cause something to fall - (Please note: Freddy isn't too far behind in the clumsiness department LOL)...
I LOVE shrimp and any type of seafood (YUM!)...
I love Ice Cream, beef jerky and chinese food!...
I try any food at least once...
I hate email spam - or any "Spam" for that matter like the eating kind (Yuk!)...
I hate people who are prejudice. I hate bigotry and any form of hatred against people who are different and I can't stand ignorant assholes that speak through their ass...
I hate braggers and people who only speak about themselves constantly - BORING! lol...
I can tell when someone is speaking lies...
I love friendly, nice, open-minded, funny, non-uptight people so if you have a stick up your ass, I won't be your friend LOL...
I speak my mind when I know I am in the right and I will confront situations when I know I'm in the right. Especially at work! Some employees are such chicken shits...Not me! They'll ask me to ask a boss something because they are too afraid!LOL...
I have a fear of touching other people's blood or getting other people's blood on me except for Freddy's...Paranoid me!! LOL...
I have a fear of losing my memory! LOL I swear that's just weird!...
I used to have a fear of speaking to large groups of people - (Haven't done that in a while so I don't know if that fear exists anymore LOL)...
I have always wanted to go to Hawaii...
I LOVE amusement parks - Disney!...
I am an adult but I love Spongebob Squarepants! He is sooo cute!...
I used to be extremely shy when I was growing up...
I used to care what people thought of me - Not anymore - Now I couldn't give a rats ass what people think of me...
I love animals...
I have always had a fascination with Sharks...
I love the ocean and things associated with the ocean...
I love the woods...
I love scary stuff...
People tell me that I look angry or mean when I walk in the street alone even though I'm not angry or mean...
I love old TV shows on DVD...
I LOVE horror movies...
Madonna is my music idol. I'm a Madonna freak - I love her! Sometimes I wish I was Madonna LOL - I think I was her in another life? LOL...
I'm starting to hate reality television, There is too much of it!...
I don't smoke...
I don't drink (well, not anymore)...
Some people can't tell what Race/Nationality I am when they first meet me - Most of the time people think I am am Middle Eastern, Indian and Arabian - Some people have thought I was mixed with Dominican or Italian or Mexican or African American with Puerto Rican. I am Puerto Rican...
I love playing PC Games like The Sims 2, Rollercoaster Tycoon 3, Sim City 4 etc when my computer is not crashing!...
My Motto since I was a kid has been: "Talk what you know when you know what you are talking about"...
My Motto to ignorant people since I was a kid: "Talk what you know which is nothing"...
My other Motto is Freddy's old Motto: "I'm not your bitch don't hang your shit on me"...
I kind of hate messageboards - So much negativity and I am a positive person - I try to keep away from most of the ignorant things that are posted on those things...
Freddy talked me into this myspace thing...
Lastly, If you read this whole thing you must really be bored LOL...
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I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
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Madonna on her "Confessions Tour" stage!
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MADONNA - "SORRY" VIDEO
MADONNA PERFORMING "VOGUE" AT THE 1990 "MTV VIDEO AWARDS"
MADONNA - "RAIN" VIDEO
MADONNA PERFORMING "LUCKY STAR" ON HER "VIRGIN TOUR" IN 1985
BRITNEY - "I'M A SLAVE 4 U" VIDEO
-------------------THE QUEEN OF TELEVISION COMEDY-------------------
I LOVE LUCY" TRIBUTE VIDEO
-----------------------IT GETS PRETTY BLOODY BELOW-----------------------
FRIDAY THE 13TH: "THE KILL SCENES" VIDEO MONTAGE
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My Interests



----------SOME LINKS----------

Bob Ross Art
Madonna
New York Film Academy
TV. com
Jump The Shark
TV Shows on DVD
The Terror Trap
Flowgo.com
Disney
Craig's List
Upcoming Horror Movies
Fangoria Magazine
Games Spot

----------FUNNY LINKS---------

Bored.com
Cyber Parodies
Ebaum's World
Madblast
Video Parodies
Humor Sphere
Aha Jokes
Angry Alien

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Web Sites that I co-designed and co-webmaster:

"Lil Suzy's Paradise" for music artist Lil Suzy

"Cover Girl Angel" for music artist Angel, the original lead singer of
"The Cover Girls"

I'd like to meet:



A few of the people that i would just love to meet one day:

Madonna (of course!), Britney Spears , Susan Lucci , Heather Locklear , Joan Collins , Linda Evans , Carol Burnett , Kristine W , Kathy Griffin , Gloria Estefan , Jim Carrey , Oprah Winfrey , Larry Hagman , Patrick Duffy , Jennifer Lopez , Wes Craven , Steven Spielberg , Stephen King , Cyndi Lauper , Chelsea Handler , Margaret Cho , LL Cool J , Rupaul , Ozzy Osbourne and Family , any of the cast of Three's Company , any of the cast of Charmed , any of the former Spice Girls , Janet Jackson , Tom Hanks , Reba , Geri Halliwell , Paris Hilton , Nicole Ritchie , Cher , Kylie Minogue , Sylvester Stallone , Steve Martin , Queen Latifah , Rosanne , Jenny McCarthy , Tyra Banks , Criss Angel , Judy Torres , Spongebob Squarepants (Hey, I can dream can't I?)... Plus many more but my hand hurts from creating this page.LOL

A few of the people I would have loved to meet (But they are all in heaven now):
Lucille Ball , Desi Arnaz , Vivian Vance , William Frawley , John Ritter , Don Knotts , Marilyn Monroe , and Elvis

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Lil Suzy , Angel and Donna Delory

Judy Torres , Elissa and C.J.

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Cool Slideshows

Music:

I love all types of music! I also love 80's music! Most of my musical tastes are the same as the ones posted on "Freddy's myspace" so why type the same thing here...LOL. Madonna is my fave!

Movies:

Some Movie Faves:

Jaws
Friday the 13th
Halloween
Tourist Trap
Carrie
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Airplane!
The Naked Gun
Dumb and Dumber
Ghost
Micki and Maude
The Money Pit
Splash
E.T.
Gremlins
The Jerk
Back to the Future
Titanic
Superman
Jurrasic Park
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Scream
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Evil Dead
The Amityville Horror
The Long Long Trailer
Jawbreaker
Muriel's Wedding
Clockwatchers
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane

I love movies by Steven Spielberg , Wes Craven and Brian Depalma

Television:

Some TV Faves:

I Love Lucy
Three's Company
Dynasty
Dallas
Melrose Place
Golden Girls
Roseanne
Seinfeld
Laverne andShirley
The Jeffersons
Charlie's Angels
Married with Children
Gilligan's Island
Soap
I Married Joan
Charmed
Roswell
Hope And Faith
Reunion (Cancelled too soon)

Current TV Shows Faves:

Desperate Housewives
Ghost Whisperer
Ugly Betty
Desire
Fashion House
Mindfreak
My Name is Earl
Reba
According To Jim
Less Than Perfect
America's Next Top Model
Windfall
Kathy Griffin: Life On The D-List
Chelsea Handler
Dog: The Bounty Hunter
The Soup
All My Children

Below are my Kelly Ripa autographed bottle water labels:

Books:


I love books by
Stephen King .

Heroes:

My Heroes are:

God for putting up with me and for always being there when I needed him.

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Freddy for changing my life and giving me inspiration to pursue my dreams.

Pic above: Freddy and me
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My Mami for her caring and loving nature.
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Madonna for teaching me how to express myself.