Derek

Derek counted to infinity - twice...If you can see Derek, he can see you. If you can't see Derek, you may be only seconds away from death...When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Derek.They once made a Derek toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody...Derek kicked Neo out of Zion, now Neo is "The Two"..If you have five dollars and Derek has five dollars, Derek has ten dollars...Multiple people have died from Derek giving them the finger...Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Derek got an award for masturbating in public....If Derek is late, time better slow the fuck down...Derek sleeps with a night light. Not because Derek is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Derek.If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Derek...Derek uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure...Derek doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants...Someone once tried to tell Derek that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.....thank you chuck!!