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About Me

It all started 1982, from there it went bit pete tong. To many ups and downs, to many rights and wrongs. Well bout ya, bout me like, aye. I want to be a clown. I go to a circus school (my mates call it the 'Clown College) where I 'try' to learn stuff. Mostly Im into juggling (clubs and fire clubs), I like playin with fire too (fire breathing). I fart to much, umm, I crap to much, but thats buckfast for you *note, Im not allowed out if Ive drunk buckfast. Got into Free running recently, its sweet.Im a terrible speller', I like tuc biscuits alot. Big fan of getting wasted and writing. I used to skate alot, not as much anymore though, getting old. ha. Mountain board instead now. I like to have fun mostly, some would see it as some form of 'attention seeker' but to me its not about that, its all about getting a laugh or smile at your own expense. I think if you have the choice to do something respecfully stupid, and make someone happy, even for that split second, you may as way. In a fucked up political correct straight edge world we now live, I think its needed.ha ha.But basically, Being a general nuisance to society. Witness/Oxegen back in the day!! My mates belly, aka Robbie (He Rocks!)!! A Hoover Sunset I'd just washed mine of.ha ha Top of the mourne mountain,apparently I wasnt there, I supperimposed myself Gangsta! The God of quick drinking!

My Interests

Mountain Boarding, Skateboarding, Juggling, Free Running, Playing With Fire, Dominos, My Lady, Keepin it Real, Poetry, Song Lyrics, Extreme Hoovering (& Sometimes Extreme Ironing

I'd like to meet:

Howard Marks (during the 80's)YOO!!! I JUST HAVE....IN DUBLIN..OH YEAH.!!!, Charlie Manson, Myself In an alternate Universe, Bjork, My Grandparents when they where my age, Doink The Clown (WWF), Stevo-o, and the Buckfast Monks.

Music:

AC/DC, Bjork, Primal Scream, Faithless, The Automatic, Kooks, Led Zeppelin, Take That, The Hives (Best Live Act on the face fo the planet), Basement Jaxx, Groove Armada, Rage Against The Machine, 2 Many Djs, FatBoy Slim, Idlewild, Kinks, Johnny Cash, 2 Unlimited, East 17, Lori Carson, Hot House Painters, Leftfield, Ash, Oasis, Frank Sinatra, Kate Bush, Placebo, Green Day (dookie days though), Black Sabbath, Bodycount, Ice T, Plan B, The Streets, Skinnyman, Lenny Kravitz, Incubus, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, Atari Teenage Riot, Burt Bacharach, Robert Randolph & Family, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Alabama 3, Goldie Lookin Chain, Cypress Hill, Anne Sofie Von Otter, Elvis Costello, Junkie XL, Cast. Fuck loads of shit...like...aye

Television:

Pete and PeteRay Mears Survival, Malcom In The Middle, C.S.I.

Books:

REFELATION SPACE by Alastair Reynolds, TERMINATOR 2 by Randall Frakes, AMERICAN PSYCHO by Bret Easton Ellis, SPLIFFS 1-3 by Tim Pilcher, THIS IS HEROIN by Robert Ashton, AN ARROW POINTING TO HEAVEN by James Smith, ZEN ARD THE ART OF MOTORCYLCLE MAINTENANCE by Robert M Pirig, DUDE, WHERES MY COUNTRY?, STUPID WHITE MEN, DOWNSIZE THIS, TV NATION by Michael Moore, GRASS by Phil Sparrowhawk, FAST FOOD NATION, REEFER MADNESS by Eric Schilosser, SEX LIES & POLITICS by Larry Flint, MINORITY REPORT, IMPOSTER, SECOND VARIETY (SHORT STORIES ETC) by Philip K Dick, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM by Hubert Selby Jr, JARHEAD by Anthony Swofford, CANNABIS by Martin Booth, ZEN OF MUHAMMAD ALI by Davis Miller, HELTER SKELTER by Vincent Buglisosi, LONG HARD ROAD OUT OF HELL by Marilyn Manson, SLEAZE, THE STATE OF BRITAIN by Lewis Baston, 1984 by George Orwell, DAWN OF THE DEAD by George Romero, THE LIAR by Stephen Fry, THE ISLAND, THE DEEP, JAWS, JAWS 2 by Peter Benchley, HIGH FIDELITY by Nick Hornby, TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD by Harper Lee, I HAVE A DREAM by William Johnston, GODFATHERS by Jim McDowell, NAKED LUNCH by William Burroughs, THE DICE MAN, THE SEARCH FOR THE DICE MAN by Luck Rhinehart, LEARNING TO PHILOSOPHIZE by E.R.Emmet, AC/DC DEFINITIVE HISTORY by the Kerrang Files, RULE OF THE BONE by Russel Banks, COMING BACK, THE SCIENCE OF REINCARNATION based on the teachings of his divine grace A.C.Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada, IS THAT IT? by Bob Geldof, KILLING PABLO by Mark Bowden, FIN by James Delingpole, THE ASTROLOGICAL DIARY OF GOD by Bo Fowler, CHOPPER 1-4 by Mark Brandon Read, CATCH 22 (C.R.), MR NICE, BOOK OF DOPE STORIES by Howard Marks, MARABOU STORK NIGHTMARES, ACID HOUSE, TRAINSPOTTING, PORNO (WHICH IS TRAINSPOTTING 2), FILTH, GLUE by I.Welsh

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Pete Doherty for being the last salvation of Rock N Roll, Bjork, My Mum, and anyone that sticks two fingers up to the world Bill Hicks Is Buckfast Evil?

My Blog

UP tyhe din bags of fish fingers.

Admission fenced off and charged by a rogue trader.guns held high with pride, ownership never given but taken.Your chances came only because of an intermission.All of them fall the same.Soldiers play ...
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:47:00 PST

The crossing line

Blackness in your eyes.  Do not play standard games of crows at your gates.  Your more now with your hands held behind.Roll over but dont give in.Blankets of sound will not cover all.Remors...
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:38:00 PST

hopeofthestates.com

A direct hit on the first sight, day dreaming, still going till first light.Strobe finding, I'm sure you had it all in front of you.  Still sore and hiding out on the dance floor.Rooms full of ab...
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:35:00 PST

Release Is Inevitable

Break down in countdown to initiation.  Self preservation on a monthly fee. Painted pictures showing nothing but a tag. Fire alight with propaganda.At your post you ever wonder whats to guard?!...
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST

The buckfast generation

A generation in waiting.  
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:07:00 PST

Unspeak 1967

When words are weapons I hope you come heavily armed.Save this and that, it all comes down to saving yourself.Burn the planet, burn the state, natures got time to wait.Two plus two is five, but I'm st...
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:52:00 PST

The lonely shoebomber of destiny

Has man really conquered all when definitions still rest untoldThe beauty of the fallYou sure you can see, you sure you can feelShow me the boarders to break, to rest and soak my palms in fateThe beau...
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST

homeland bitches and hos

Systems crashing to a headless beat.  Tempo tempo.  These markets dont sell what we need.   Show me the money, show me the way, show me the day that we're not told to kneel.Watch ...
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:27:00 PST

Dockin at the harbour of choice

When your vessel docks for the very last time, and you realise the only one to depart is yourself, are you suprised to see a lonely sailor standing waiting to board.  To take command and recreate...
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:01:00 PST

I"m not listenin to that song again ha ha

Pages sometimes are better off left blank.But anyway lets always remember not to start a sentence with but.Leaving my stance behind at the door I'm looking ahead at the traffic as an option.  An ...
Posted by untitled like yer ma on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:20:00 PST