Excuse me while I fall apart. Don't flatter yourself, Sweetheart.
I'm a 19 year old idiot who bounces around Belfast town singing songs at strangers. I love dancing with my besties...add some booze and I'd say you'll be hitting perfection. Maybe you know me; maybe you don't. Don't knock me til you've tried me. I'm not a schleggg. Slutbegs make me angry. As do people who continue smoking after warnings of cancer. Rolling over in bed and seeing my puppy snoring makes me so happy I think I could explode. He really is my soul mate. I'm proud of where I come from, and who I am. If you don't like me, it's your loss. I'm a winner.
For the record, I also run around Glasgow City singing Norn Irish football songs at people. Not sorry.
