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About Me

Easy going, unambitious and likes likes to have a laugh. I always try to stay positive despite so much negativity in the world. No one likes a miserable bastard now do they?
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My Interests

Music, Films, Reading, Porn, Football, Food, Cycling, Playing 'ma git-ar', Watching DVD's.

I'd like to meet:

Now we know!

Music:

QOTSA, Rage Against the Machine, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, Metallica, White Stripes, The Beatles, Arch Enemy, Machine Head, Jay-Z, Rilo Kiley, SOAD, Audioslave, Black Label Society, Eels, Ozzy, Down, Lamb of God, Eagles of Death Metal, Muse, Brendan Benson, Pantera, Kanye West, Kyuss, NAS and shit loads more....

Movies:

Too many to list

Television:

Simpsons, Sopranos, 24, Lost, MOTD, Curb your Enthusiasm, Brasseye, Seinfeld, League of Gentlemen, Hero's, Shameless, Family Guy, Nathen Barley, Peep Show, Spaced, The Office, Alan Partridge, Extras, Mitchell & Webb .. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

Currently still reading Fellowship of the Ring by JRR Tolkien. There's a lot of padding in it but I'm determined to wade through all three books. Latest, still not cracked ths book. The films are far more accessible

Heroes:

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My Blog

The Metal part II

I also love the tongue in cheek aspect of metal and heavy rock. I love the Spinal Taps, the Tencious D's of this world. Turning amps up to 11, the spandex and poodle hair of the 80's. The artwork on ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST

The Metal part I

Metal, how I love thee. There are many people who do not understand or appreciate metal which is only fair. I believe differing opinions in music are very important, as with politics. Opinion divides...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

Foreign Land

I have just spent a very pleasant week in a foreign land. I'll probably be writing about it for a few weeks yet so stay with me. Once the initial excitement dies down and you settle in to your n...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST

Dogs

Last weekend I went dog racing in Manchester and it was excellent. We went to Belle Vue Stadium in the land of the northern monkey. I was surprised at how busy it was. We blagged free entry which mea...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST

Sir!!

I hate being called 'Sir' by anyone who is serving me. Whether thats in a shop, restaurant or over the phone. It weirds me out and I don't deal with it very well. I'm not their 'Sir' so don't call me ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:29:00 PST

Moth

I went to have a turd at work today and there was a dead moth in the pan already. I added a bit of loo roll to the moth, lets call him Ray, to assist in his aquatic burial. I flushed and Ray managed t...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:04:00 PST

The Golden Brew

The Golden Brew is a wonderful thing. Everyone appreciates the value of a good brew, whether that is tea or coffee, but the Golden Brew goes further than that. A Golden Brew is delicious. Absolutely d...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:44:00 PST