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Keith

About Me

Fuck that!!! I don't like people playin on my phone!!!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

What's happenin brown sugar? Say you look so good today. Ankle bracelet wrapped around your leg. Here have a seat, complementary drinks is on me. Bartender Chevalier chateaux at table three. Luxurious rings, eyes sparkling, what's your name sugar? Juanita Cash Hawkins. Your complexion gives a reflection of, sometime a black woman just need to be loved. Quiet and shy, baby girl my gift got you high. Made you wanna hit me with the keys to that file. Just jokin baby, I have a sharp sense of humor, wish I woulda bumped into your frame a lot sooner. What's your physical degree, thirty one, thirty three, half Hawaiian with a slight touch of Chinese. Seen you workin at a law firm, on Fifth Avenue, three blocks from the Gucci spot is where I trapped you. Yo, I'm all into older women, who's happy livin, love kids and, keep all our business in the crib and not afraid to doubt need a God on your side, we holdin hands til death do us apart and then we slide. Earring in the left side of your nose love my combo, should have left my wiz a thousand times maybe tonight though. But you sexy mothafucka DAMN whats the recipe You make a nigga wanna GOD DAMN! Can you cook darlin, at the stove you're revolvin. Baked macaroni, turkey wings, a niggaz starvin. Here take my number let me pull the chair from under, I had fun plus your backyard speak with thunder.

Music:

Wu-Tang, Sade, Miles Davis

Movies:

Ninja Scroll, Fight Club, Malcolm X...

Television:

Chappelle's Show(what happened to Season 3?), The Simpsons, Fullmetal Alchemist

Books:

Things Fall Apart, The Autobiography of Malcolm X...

Heroes:

Wolverine, Bishop, Green Lantern...

My Blog

Ten Commandments of a Homophobe

if you already peeped them on jeanblog, here is a refresher, otherwise... Brought to you by Lone Wolf and Mr. E.... 10 Commandments of a homophobeYou send Death Threats to Elton John every Valentine's...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:48:00 PST

BBall 06

I'm amped about the 06-07 basketball seasonBoston Celtics: I'm drinking the Kool-Aid. Taking the division, then onto the playoffs, second round. All they have to do is limit the turnovers. I'm even go...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:03:00 PST

IM READY FOR MORE FOOTBALL(why Im amped about the 06 football season)

San Diego: Chargers have been great except for their shitty coach. I don't even know if he's heard of the four wide receiver set nevermind five. It's ok to throw the ball Marty.The next edition of che...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:22:00 PST

ok...

www.jeanblogvandamme.com
Posted by Keith on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:06:00 PST

check it...

www.jeanblogvandamme.blogspot.com
Posted by Keith on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:09:00 PST

Reasons to date outside your race...

- Watermelon is great right after curry dishes. - Get started on those spanish lessons(official language in 2020) - In house happy endings - Little known fact: If you order a Black Russian and you...
Posted by Keith on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:29:00 PST

Things you will never hear a Klansman say...

- Man, Tiger Woods sure is good. - Come on in Raheem, my daughter will be ready in 5 minutes. - Criss cross em, kinda like Allen Iverson has his. - You know what? I don't think OJ did it. - NO! I ...
Posted by Keith on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:01:00 PST