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Mallory

To my sweetheart: My cooking's gotten better since I fondue...

About Me


Soft Beauty

You're sweet, but not naive -- though you like to be babied like a child at times. You prefer to have a bad boy by your side, but sometimes have problems understanding why he has to run off to take care of business. You want to settle down, yet deep down inside, you are excited by the surprises life throws your way.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?Sally likes vag!

My Interests

Hanging with my homies Strawberries Turtles Will Ferrell Mexican culture - fiestas, sombreros, TEQUILA and tacos Mario Kart Ice-cream Theme Part-ays! Fairy Floss and Ferris Wheels Bowling Macdonalds...Im loving it! Photos Cup s Scrubs Fests Whipped cream Ducks Poker Cocktails and dresses

I'd like to meet:

Carneys, nerds, futurama and scrubs fans, cool people, people with pink hair, bearded ladies, amigos etc

Music:

111, the Grates, Tenacious D, Hot Hot heat, Ben Lee, the Living End, the Shins, the Bravery, Death Cab for Cutie, the White Stripes, the beatles, Kings of Leon, Reel Big Fish, Garbage, Blink 182, Wolfmother,Nirvana, Scissor Sisters, the Killers, Machine Gun Fellatio, I heart hiroshima

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, 28 Days Later, Bad Taste, Clerks, Little Miss Sunshine, The Hills Have Eyes, Sin City, Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Goonies, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Bad Santa, Zoolander, House 1-4, Braindead, Eurotrip, Happy Gilmore, Garden State, Idle Hands, Elf, The Vacation movies (Chevy Chase), Old School, Dodgeball, Anchorman and every other movie with Ben Stiller and/or Will Ferrell

Television:

Arrested Development, Scrubs, Futurama, Family Guy, the Young Ones, the Simpsons, Get Smart, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Little Britain

Books:

The World According to Garp, Barry Trotter and the Shamless Parody, Hotel New Hampshire

Heroes:

Zack Braff, Fry, Maxwell Smart, Jack Black, Dick Van Dyke, the grates!