monica!

i'm very sarcastic and witty. i'm a very loyal friend. funny boys are my weakness. i have excellent hair. i hate whiney girls. i heart musicians. i have a big mouth and its always getting me into trouble. i'm a cocky bitch, and i dont care. i hate music snobs, even if i am one. i hate flip flops on guys. watermelon is my favorite food. i brush my teeth obsessively. i name everything. i heart bags. i dont like coffee. kissing is my favorite thing in the world to do. i'm addicted to caffeine. i love going to shows. i grew up in connecticut. i love baseball. i can become addicted to bands. i have a strict 24 hour rule. i could live off of cool whip and bologna. i never leave the house without lip gloss. my sister is the only one who truly understands my sarcasm. mice are my mortal enemy. i have a phone/customer voice that makes me sound like a porn star. im not lazy, just tired all the time. i don't understand relationships. my birthday is my favorite holiday. im not very fond of capital letters. i take my vitamins religiously. i love to sing along. i drink a lot of water. i hate to drive, but i love my car. i understand spanish, but i cant speak it. i hate waterslides. the only thing i can cook is rice. i have very good instincts about people. i'm a gossip whore. i love to watch commercials. i'm allergic to apples and scary movies. i have a severe addiction to text messaging. i want a sleeve. i like to say that i heart things. sometimes i'm annoying just because its fun. i'm horribly tickelish.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4