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Emily Mathis

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About Me

Emily Mathis came into this world under the most peculiar of situations. She was the brainchild of top NATO scientists at the time when the cold war was at it..s hottest. The sentiment of the great minds of post National Socialist Party Europe was to create a warrior...a super warrior that would be impervious to Soviet countermeasures in the foreseeable future. Wrought of superior technologies sharing the secrets of German, Japanese, US and, luckily for us..and unluckily for the Soviets, Irish scientists. These great minds in the fields of molecular biology, chemistry, genetics, and alcoholic beverage tolerance delivered to the NATO powers the EM2000, codename Emily. The EM2000 is specially designed to wreak havoc not only on Soviet military might but also to the will of the Soviet civilian Psyche. EM2000 thousand was instilled with musical ability and an especially rich, sultry voice which when heard by the Eastern bloc inhabitants lose their penchant for aggression instantaneously. In addition EM2000 is an expert in Swinology. This agrarian expertise would allow her to undermine Soviet BBQ technology and further undermine the infrastructure of the aggressors. However EM2000, or as we know her simply as Emily, became obsolete in the early nineties as the world witnessed the collapse of the old Soviet super powers. Now Emily is engaged in the pursuit of furthering her abilities under the tutelage of the great Donald Brown, a master in the old ways brought forth from the order of the Jazz Messengers. She awaits further orders in light of recent global turmoil..

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Member Since: 7/8/2006
Band Website: itmineband.com
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