oddly enough I love filling out online profiles for sites like this! How fullfilling this is for me. I am such a lucky guy! yeah... righhhhhht. So if you're reading this maybe you are interested in my "real" interests? Well if you have some kind of attention spand and want to chat email me and we'll talk about my interests. If you're really bad ass maybe my interest will become you and we'll get to talk about your favorite person. Would that be me or you?
I would like to meet funny people. I like to laugh and cut up. Too many bad things in the world not to try your hardest to find the humor in life. Laughing and loving is what makes life worth living. Not sure if that is a quote or not but it is something I believe. I would like to meet people that are interested in knowing me, making friends. I am not looking for a wife here or a mother for my kids. I just like to use MySpace as a way to show my funny side and to meet new and interesting people. If you are a stuck up materialistic bitch?? Please do yourself a favor and block me from your profile. I enjoy calling people out. I guess there are too many pussy guys out that that put up with being taken advantage of or decide not to stand up for themselves and the bitch thing has really gotten bad. Like a plague these days.. Man my girls will be the cool girls when they grow up and not some full of crap stuck up chick. Thank God! I would rather be alone than have someone take me for a fool or not appreciate me as the good man I am. So if you're that type of shallow ass person keep steppin because I will have fun picking on you. :P
I would like to say now that I actually do work at being friends with those I add as friends so if we dont talk / email in some form or fashion then I will delete you. Nothing personal I try to keep it simple as can be here. Check out my blogs for more info. Sorry I have not updated them in a while. I have been super busy...
I like do to all of these: The Theater, Cirque du Soleil, Ringling Brothers, IMAX, River Walk, Zilker Tree, movies, Port A., Disney World, Six Flags, Christmas, Comedy Clubs, fishing, target shooting, Pool, reading, star gazing, car shows, waterfalls, snow, summer breeze, making candles, flowers, beaches, shopping, sales at the mall, pedicures, turning the AC really cold in hotel rooms. Just random thoughts...
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clip from camera at the concert. I think you can hear my daughter singing along! lol
I am going to add my ideal woman or relationship here. I had made a bulletin on how pissed I was at my childrens mothers and was asked what it was I was looking for. My ideal is just that an ideal and everytime I have backed away from this I have ended up paying the price in various ways.MY IDEAL SITUATION / RELATIONSHIP–1. A true partner – someone to share equally in the responsibilities of life (neither partner feels or is taken advantage of…).2. An intimate relationship – someone who can see into me, see my dark side and light side. Someone with whom I can take emotional risks and let them in behind the wall I put up and not abandon me (totally accepting of me-good and bad
without expectation of change; if change comes it comes from God….3. A monogamous relationship – sexually and spiritually where I show reverence and respect of our love and commitment
(i.e. I demonstrate my partner is #1 all the time in my life (honor and cherrishment).4. Someone with whom I am free to be truthful – not afraid to be honest – both omission and commission.5. A lover – open, honest, sex – fantasy realization through caring exploration of our sexual natures. The true goal is
pleasure for each other through sexual means to enhance intimacy where two really do become one.6. Fair play – total commitment to harmony through fair , expedient compromise using the rules to keep our disagreement within bounds and open commitment to a quick fair resolution to restore harmony to our relationship.7. Safe, loving, nurturing home for parenting – emotionally stable filled with love and self-sacrifice for the good of
The family union.8. A balanced relationship: work & play balanced, spending & saving balanced, home & travel balanced. Money is not
My God – love and family are paramount.9. A relationship which nurtures our “couplehood†not just “parenthood†so when the nest is empty our relationship just
moves to the next chapter, not starts again…someone to grow old with.10. Someone to grow with mentally, spiritually and sexually. A nonjudgmental support for the betterment of the individuals which betters the couplehood.11. Someone who will share in our combined vision of our future, our lives to come – with whom I can strive to reach a
mutual goal of serene old age where we look back on happiness in the journey – not a finishing line.12. My #1 fan, supporter, confidant, best friend, lover, spouse, wife, mother, companion and hero – where we revere each
other through sacrifice and love.
anything done with the pan flute and fiddles at the same time.. man... that stuff rocks for real. I like to karaoke to Japanese remakes of American rock songs and rap music converted to elevator music. All soooo fine.. I'll burn you a CD to take your next bubble bath to. Well only if you're nice and don't get on my bad side. ;)
I like the ones they show in school like in world history and I like defensive driving videos. You know the ones... vehicle inspection, cushion of safety, scanning, vehicle positioning, safe backing and parking procedures, handling blind spots, etc. Wow.. what fun.. I wish I was watching those now and eating some un-popped popcorn. Can't think of anything I would rather be doing more. Righhhht....
well I only get the PBS station because I don't have enough foil for my antenna's. My stupid dial wont change channels anymore not even with pliers. Sux! Now the other day? Well I got luck you see. I was able to catch part of the news AND... yes AND part of the Simpson's. Now I hear that the Simpson's are yellow? See with my black and white TV and the lines going across the screen it's hard to really tell but the sound, when it works, well man they are some funny cats I tell ya. ;)
My daily driver.. so if you see me out and around... well then you see me out and around.. ;)
now this is flattering. This site assumes I can read. Now if that does not boost my confidence for the day then nothing will! I like to say to my self.. "self.. you are a great guy. I love you and I think you are swell!". Thank you for asking.. Next question?My suppressed MP5K and SSK 510 Whisper and my Steyr Scout Tactical Rifle
My hero's are little people. I mean the midget / dwarf has had to endure the life of hardship for some time. The only jobs they get are in the circus or playing Arnold on different strokes or doing stupid parts in cheesy movies. Never get the leading man / women rolls yet they persevere and never give up. Oh sure sometimes one might get a TV show like the 80's fantasy island but come on you know that is rare. And for you women out there? well you should just know.. For me? I am glad to be 6' 3" and I often wonder how to keep dark jeans from fading even using color safe detergent and washing my jeans inside out. You know? I mean that sucks. I usually just dry clean. I don't dry clean but I pay some people, that I will keep their identity sacred, to go through my clothes looking for things I forget in my pockets like notes to the tooth fairy.. or sorry off the topic. I will tell you more. Heroes.. yes my heroes have always been cowboys.. No that is an old country song. funny guys driving turbo diesel trucks that have never been off road wearing jeans and a cowboy hat and chew tobacco call themselves cow boys.. Now when I was a kid I love the lone ranger. He was cool. But I think Tonto was gay. You think? Any way I just have one question for you. You are electric. My real heroe's are my kids. They give me the energy and courage to overcome life's battles. Isn't that what a good hero is supposed to do? Motivate you to "make it" and live through what is in front of you? Other Hero's were Steve and my friend "Cowboy Bob". I miss those guys. Think of them often. Damn cancer... R.I.P.