Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) profile picture

Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.)

There can be only NONE!

About Me

First and foremost....

"Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here. Party liquors comes out here. And.....proceed to here. Fights begin, fingerprints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated."-Early Cuyler
I'm 6'2" and very underweight. I have bad teeth. I wear the same shorts for a few days at a time and sometimes I forget to put on deodorant.
I recently began a tattoo apprenticeship under Adam Bruce. He's an amazing artist and a good dude. Hopefully he's patient enough to allow me as long as l need to soak up as much of what he knows as possible.
I don't like people most of the time. If you're really religious, take life too seriously, point out things you think are immature or are a pretentious bastard, we probably won't get along. There are exceptions.
I like P.B.R., High Life and Jager shots. Or carbombs. I'll be at the bar. Come say hi.
If you're over 15 years of age, don't fucking pester me over why someone is ahead of you on my top friends list. If you're on there, you're on there. That should take care of everyone except my little sister.
Save the drama fo' yo' momma.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/10/2005
Band Website: You&39;re lookin at it.
Band Members: Will Webb-Vocals
Influences: Everything you hate.
Sounds Like: Cross the voices of Gilbert Gottfried, Fran Drescher, Bobcat Goldthwait, Roseanne Barr and Pauly Shore. It's soothing.
For booking, email: [email protected]
Yes, 7 e's.
Record Label: Don't label me!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

thanks

to everyone for caring, buying me a shot, keeping me sane this week. i'll be fine partly because of all of you.
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Tue, 20 May 2008 02:36:00 PST

Rant.

...ok, I'm sick of every time I call t-mobile, the bank, or any other fucking company in existence, having to listen to some automated receptionist that directs your call here or there, after promptin...
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

Judicial System

I am freshly released from Montgomery County Jail.  I don't care if people know this.  I got a D.U.I. up here last Summer and have dodged it ever since.  They finally got me. ...
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST

Comedians are supposed to be funny.

I can't stand sitting down to watch a comedy show, or some stand-up, or anything based around comedy that doesn't live up to it's sole purpose; TO BE FUNNY.Seriously, I can sit around with the majorit...
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST

Citizens of Middletown, please read...

Those of you that know me well or even barely know me should know that I don't really watch what I say and that if I have a problem with you, I'll tell you when I see you, or if it's urgent enough, ca...
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:41:00 PST

The party went well, I believe.

People showed up a little later than I was expecting, and not as many of our hardcore drinker friends showed (thus, leftover beer.)  All in all, though...awesome performances, good crowd, basical...
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Mon, 29 May 2006 09:42:00 PST

For those that don't know...

I'm moving next Wednesday.  I dunno where yet, but it's not in Ohio.  I find out this week exactly where.  Hollerrrrrrrrrr. 
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:49:00 PST

People take this site too seriously sometimes....

Don't be offended if you're not in my Top 8.  Don't get pissed if I don't return a comment, even though we talk on the phone almost daily.  Myspace isn't that important, people.  I cou...
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Sat, 06 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

Once and for all because I'm tired of explaining it.

My music taste.  "Will, you're just a hater."  "Will, you don't like anything!"  "Will, you think only what you listen to is cool."  SHUT.  THE.  FUCK.  UP.  Se...
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 03:10:00 PST

Upcoming shows I plan on attending.

Blueprint @ Elbo's April 10 Illogic @ Elbo's April 20 If you don't know, you're missing out.  
Posted by Weel (E.B.C.) (H.G.C.) on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:40:00 PST