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m.m. garcia

Come to my book launch June 13th at the Someday Lounge. Pretty please?

About Me

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My Interests

Dogs (except wiener dogs...fuck wiener dogs!), knitting, stupid dances, anime, sci-fi, zombie movies, writing, aerobics, the inevitable return of the 80s, vintage stuff, bicycles, anthropology, linguistics, physics, astronomy, literature, zines, hiking, recycling and pornography.

I'd like to meet:

Agent Dale Cooper and Neil Diamond.

Music:

Old skool: The Cure, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, New Order, Bauhaus, and their ilk. New skool: The Knife, Bloc Party, Ladytron, The Blow, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, Of Montreal and more. Locals: Pocket Parade, Yoyodyne, Moan, Mattress and so much more!

Movies:

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Television:

Twin Peaks, Simpsons, Family Guy, Cowboy Bebop, South Park, Witch Hunter Robin, The X Files, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Farscape, Antiques Roadshow, Kingdom Hospital.

Books:

Writers! Katherine Dunn, Gore Vidal, Clive Barker, Zora Neale Hurston, JD Salinger, Sherman Alexie, Tom Spanbauer, Johanna Sinsalo, Ovid, The Shelleys (MW and PB), Blake, Coleridge, Byron, Keats, Wilde, Yeats, Phillip K Dick, Phillip Jose Farmer, Harlan Ellison, Ursula LeGuin, Frank Herbert, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, Laurie Notaro, Chris Haberman.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks. David Lynch. Zora Neale Hurston.

My Blog

I am not a goddamn Sagittarius!

It's time for me to clear the air on something. I am not, nor have I ever been a fucking Sagittarius! My sign is Scorpio on the cusp of Sagittarius. Know how I know this? Think about it people. Scorpi...
Posted by m.m. garcia on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:20:00 PST

I hate the news or "are you fucking kidding me?"

I'm walking Foxy Brown today and just as we got down the stairs, I noticed an older woman walking on the sidewalk in front of my house. I didn't pay too much attention to her at first, because my firs...
Posted by m.m. garcia on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:08:00 PST

Of Montreal Show!


Posted by m.m. garcia on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:49:00 PST

Hawaii Five O-M-G!

I never thought of myself as a "Hawaii" kind of girl. I'm more of a foggy, rainy London streets kind of girl. At least in my head. However after the most grueling finals week of my life (even more gru...
Posted by m.m. garcia on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:17:00 PST

This blog is dedicated to Action Jackbon

From the desk of Linda Richman... Houndstooth - neither a hound nor a tooth. Nosegay -  neither a nose, nor totally gay. Potstickers - neither a sticker, nor do they contain pot. Deadhead - neith...
Posted by m.m. garcia on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:20:00 PST

The Hater hates to be right sometimes.

You know how sometimes you see a girl and you automatically think, "That bitch needs to eat a fucking sandwich." Except you're probably nicer than that. You probably think, "Wow, that girl looks anore...
Posted by m.m. garcia on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:59:00 PST

Bellydancers are the new weiner dogs.

It's time that I address a subject that's been bothering me for a long time. Belly dancers: Why are they all such stupid, narcissistic trollops? I have nothing against the art of belly dancing. I dare...
Posted by m.m. garcia on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:36:00 PST

In an effort to avoid the inevitable

Recently I learned that the Proto-Saharans developed a phonemic alphabet around 3,000 BC. Curiously at the exact same time, the Egyptians were discovering the art of making papyrus. 1,500 years later...
Posted by m.m. garcia on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:41:00 PST

2005: The Universal Truth

January is almost over. Thank god. Because as January dies, so dies the fucking annoying and retarded custom of creating New Year's Resolutions. Why do we feel the need place unnecessary expectations...
Posted by m.m. garcia on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 01:02:00 PST

Were-dog hits car, both survive.

People frequently talk about dogs as "man's best friend," but I guess there's a reason nobody refers to the dog as "the genius of the animal kindgom." I love my dog and spoil her like s...
Posted by m.m. garcia on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:21:00 PST