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Eliot

fuck yo couch nigga the darkness is spreding bitches

About Me

My name is Eliot. I went to Greenville High School and grauated in 2002. I played varsity football and I also wrestled as well. I placed 5th in state in my junior year, and I placed 3rd my senior year. I also placed 1st in an allstar tournament.I like getting tats and burnin' with my crew. I play some video games especially NFL Blitz and whoop peoples asses in it. I drive Fords (FORD!!!) and Fords only, Chevy sucks. I'm a bouncer, and I like tossin' fools like potato sacks. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Tattoos, Lifting Weights, Ford Trucks, NFL Blitz, Halo, Halo 2 (taggin and teabaggin, gettin fucked up and chillin. Watchin' a Ford beat a Chevy. Oh yea and hopefully someday be able to do slow karate and snappin necks like Steven Segal

I'd like to meet:

Jean-Claude Van Dam, Arnold, Bolo, Chuck Norris (most def) Steven Seagal, Stallone, Rick James (RIP), Charlie Murphy, Wesley Snipes, Hot ass chicks (boody cheecks), Yelling like Tarzan

Music:

All kinds, Afroman, Ludacris, Coldplay, Hinder, Staind, Bone Thugs, Snoop Dogg, Ice T, Ice Cube, Bodycount, Young Joc, Young Dro, T.I., 2Pac

Movies:

Wrong Turn,Resident Evil, Bruce almighty, CKY: Landspeed, CKY2K, CKY3, Jackass The Movie, Walkin' Tall, Doom Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Four Brothers and makin my onw porno!!!!LOL!!!!!!

Television:

Chapelle Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros, Samari Jack, Bobby's World, UFC, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (old school), Johnny Bravo

Books:

Anything by Stephen King, and Pornos (CHHHAAA!) Especially good porno's !!!!!!LOL!!!!!

Heroes:

The Hulk, Spider-Man, and Popeye The Sailorman.