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About Me

I was originally born in a small cave in the outskirts of Kalgoorlie-Boulder. I was born between 1900 and 1999. I was raised by the Wa-cho-too tribe. I learned to survive by their skills at hunting and fishing. Some also think that I have learned their black magic. That is part of the reason of me being so young. I still have yet to find my real parents. I just hope they are not Czechoslovakian. That would be most unfortunate.

My Interests

Having fun with friends and that about sums it up

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

the eagles, the misfits, the who, the clash, 38 special, the beatles, cheap trick, anti-flag, pennywise, complete control

Movies:

The Outsiders, The Warriors, Rumble Fish, American History X, Clockwork Orange, Hot Shots, Spy Hard, Half Baked, Rocketman

Television:

Seinfeld, Penn& Tellers Bullshit, Ghost Hunters, House, dirty jobs, survivorman, the news

Books:

none

Heroes:

none

My Blog

More chuck

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 05:49:00 PST

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Som...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:34:00 PST

My day at Lake Tejas

One day I was sleeping and at about 9:30 in the morning I hear a knock on the door. I look out the window and i see Roy and Shmee. I'm like what in the world are they doing here. So I put on pant...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST