I was born in the year of the rat but the irony lies in the fact that I was born and raised within a family of Monkeys. I was always quite a quiet child, but that may have something to do with the fact that I didn't
have a mouth until seven years ago.
I almost died in the catford potato famine of 1993 but luckily I'm entirely made out of fertilizer so after a few weeks of rolling around catford the famine was ended. This incident resulted in the mayor awarding me with the key to the city, unfortunatly three weeks prior to
recieving the key, the door to the city was stolen by local youths.
Now I'm working in translation for the Ewok communities,
its rewarding work especially because if you please an Ewok it will let you tickle its belly, then it will giggle like Barry White and do a little fart. But here is a piece of advice for you, never ever anger an ewok, as they have really good lawyers.My favourite pasttime is arranging my prosthetic limbs in the shape of the eiffel tower, accompanied by my pet harmonica who whistles the Belgium national anthem whilst I do it (I haven't taught her the french national anthem yet).
I love walks beside abertoires, the french horn,
and playing japanese scrabble.Talk to me.
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