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M-Dizzle

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

About Me

I like long walks on the beach kicking puppies and poking the elderly with sticks. I prefer benson and hedges ultra light 100's because the packaging matches almost any outfit. Not that I smoke, cuz I don't, never did, because I couldn't figure out how to ash the damn thing so I'd take one drag and have to throw it away and by throw it way I mean I'd accidentally flick it somewhere or break it in half. I'm a hulk. I like to tell people they look pretty, especially if they're boys and they DON'T. Let's be honest on some level it cheers you up when you're grumpy. You Pretty Bastards. I'm a huge fan of cracking people in the elbows and knee caps with blunt objects when they're not paying attention, ooh and poking people in the ribs with my nails, that's good,too...sometimes when I'm drunk I'll put my head down by peoples crotches and listen for the ocean....What can I say, I get conch shells and weiners or hey nanu-nanus confused. Plus, as a bonus it often makes them feel uncomfortable, anxious or weirded out. My favorite.
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My Interests

Running, TATTOOS, going to concerts, making fun of others and myself, road trips, buying crap I don't need, shoes, twirling my hair, irritating my co-workers, finding lame pictures on the internet, Burt Reynolds moustache, Dr. Rey's hair,dark humor, & uncomfortable silence.

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins(AGAIN-that's for you Rob Hell), Bill Clinton, Sloan, The Flaming Lips, Dave Grohl, Les Claypool, Chloe Sevigny, David Lynch, John Waters, Jared Leto, Ryan Reynolds, Marilyn Manson, Robert Smith, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., & Ricky Gervais.

Music:

The Rapture, The Secret Machines, The Velvet Underground, Nico, Tricky, Sloan, Interpol, Skinny Puppy, Rollins, Sonic Youth, Joy Division, Beck, The Apples in Stereo, Placebo, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Violent Femmes, The Beastie Boys, The Streets, Queens of the Stone Age, Ministry, Dead Kennedys, Portishead, Ruby, Sneaker Pimps, hot cross buns on a recorder or clarinet, VAST, The Dead Milkmen, WEEN, The Golden Girls Theme Song(especially verse two), The Cure, Scissor Sisters, Ambulance LTD., The Deftones, Primus, AFI, The Arcade Fire, Bloc Party, Saves The Day, D.J.Shadow, David Bowie, Radiohead, Grandaddy, UNKLE, FUGAZI, DePeche Mode, Dirty Pretty Things, The Hives, Oasis, Rancid, The Raconteurs, The White Stripes, Pink Floyd, Pigface, NIN, AC Newman, The Postal Service, Led Zeppelin, Prince, Pink Floyd, Afghan Whigs, The Twilight Singers, Eliot Smith, Blue Spruce Band, Franz Ferdinand, Circa Survive, BLUR, The Clash, REM, I AM X, Rage Against the Machine, Luscious Jackson, The Rolling Stones, The Walkmen, Angels and Airwaves, X, The Sugarcubes, Bjork, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Bob Marley, The Grateful Dead, Peter Tosh, Orb, Prodigy, Morrissey, The Smiths, Thom Yorke, My Chemical Romance, Smashing Pumpkins, Lords of Acid

Movies:

Welcome to the Dollhouse, Gummo, Bride of the Monster, Waiting for Guffman, Muriel's Wedding, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Nuke 'em High I & II, Grandma's Boy, Slackers, Love Object, Election, Doom Generation, Jawbreaker, The Machinist, Blue Velvet, Lost Highways, I (Heart)Huckabees, Anything with Christopher Guest or Bruce Campbell, All Jason Schwartzman films, Death Race 2000, Omega Man, American Psycho, Moving Violations, Royal Tenenbaums, RUSHMORE, Dr. Strangelove, Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Happiness, Dazed and Confused, Velvet Goldmine, Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Chuck and Buck, House of Yes, Cube, Pi, This is Spinaltap, Adaptation, Clay Pigeons, Sid and Nancy, Goodfellas, Big Man on Campus, 28 Days Later, The Dark Crystal, Toxic Avenger, West Side Story, Dune, Memento, Capturing the Friedmans, Natural Born Killers, Bonnie and Clyde, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, FARGO, West Side Story, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Breakin' 1 &2, Fast Forward, Better Off Dead, High Fidelity, JFK

Television:

The Office(BBC), Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Twin Peaks, The Simpsons, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Absolutely Fabulous, The Colbert Report, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Scrubs, CSI, Criminal Minds, Matlock, Murder She Wrote, American Justice Files, Forensic Files, Total waste of space reality tv junkie....

Books:

Mother Night, The Apt Pupil, The Alienist, anything by George Carlin, Bright Lights Big City, Story of my Life, Bridge To Terebithia, Breakfast of Champions, Watership Down, Everything's Eventual.

Heroes:

My mom and dad

My Blog

Cleveland Breast Cancer 3-Day

Cleveland Breast Cancer 3-DayThe Cleveland Breast Cancer 3-Day will take place August 17-19, 2007. Come join us for an incredible journey. Register for the Cleveland Breast Cancer 3-Day Walk...
Posted by Mandi on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

Ought! You don't have to ask-here it is....

Marathon Training Program:Marathon Training ScheduleBefore proceeding to the Marathon Training Schedule (Schedule II) that follows, it is essential that you have completed the most advanced level on t...
Posted by Mandi on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

PLEASE PASS THIS INFO ON....

Breast-cancer screening availableCleveland  Women 35 and older who don't have health insurance can get free mammograms Saturday, Jan. 27, at Laura's Home, 18120 Puritas Ave., between West 182nd Stree...
Posted by Mandi on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

2007 Rite Aid Cleveland Marathon

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Earlybird Registration deadline is January 10, 2007January 2007 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Happy New Year from the Rite Aid...
Posted by Mandi on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

Surprise Day

Man!  Apparently all these years I've been missing out on the best f-ing holiday of them all!  My sister's boyfriend's "li'l brother"(not biological but thru Big Bro/Big Sis of America) told...
Posted by Mandi on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Mike needs a new running playlist

Mike needs a new running playlist.  I may need one too.  I can only listen to Chamillionaire's "ridin dirty" so many times.  Here's my line up for now: The Arcade Fire-Funeral The Raco...
Posted by Mandi on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:05:00 PST