I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I am the coolest fucking thing since sliced bread and blowjobs. hard to belive huh? I do web design/marketing, and I love my job. I have a family (doesn't everyone) and spend most of my time with them. Fishing is always fun. I used to party, but then moved out of AZ and still haven't found any cool people to drink with...blah.
"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry, we do not want your tired and sick, it is your corrupt we claim, it is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain, for if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it, and we will send you to whatever god you wish.... And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, so that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti"
Johnny Vegas
People Iced: Forty
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Two
Favorite Weapon HK P7M13
Arms Broken: Forty Two
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: One-Shot
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