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About Me

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..Ok, here we go! My name is Michelle and I was born in Phoenix, AZ... I stand at 5'1 so I'm a little thing lol... If I was any smaller, I could claim disability for being vertically challenged! Wooo hooo... but I'm not, so I guess that is out of the question... I have hazel green eyes and dark brown hair. I'm light skinned and can't seem to hold a tan to save my life! I am Japanese and white, so I'm a Japanite!!! My weight is about 112.6 lbs, unless the scale is lying. I have an out going and unique kinda personality. I have a fun sense of humor, I can be goofy at times, and find certain things funny that other girls wouldn't normally find amusing... I only have brothers lol, does that tell you anything? :) Sometimes, people claim that I act like a blonde... lol. I just prefer to act like a dork every so often. I'm a kid at heart!I love the outdoors and I love to explore and I love anything exciting. I'm very versitile and I love to do pretty much everything... oh except water skiing... I tried and tried and each time I almost commited suicide by accident. Lol... I almost drowned myself because it didn't dawn on me that "Hey it might be a good idea to let go of the rope after I do a face plant into the water!" I love to travel... I've been to 15 states... most of them were on a road trip... I pulled a Brittany Spears move with my best friend... last minute...I am spontanious! I have never been out of the country, but I'd like to some day!I have a degree in Sports Medicine, I'm nationally certified in Med Assisting, and I've spent the last 6 years working in a lab and doing Phlebotomy. Now, I'm looking to move on to something new!I am a helpless romantic who can't seem to find the right guy. I'm very lonely at times... Guys think that in order to show me attention, they have to bribe me with what they have... so let me tell you this. I don't care what you have... I care about the way you treat me. I want a guy who will sneak a cute little note somewhere where I least expect it... a guy who will spoil me with affection especially if I am sick... lol... I want a guy who will send me a text just when I'm thinking "I wonder if he's thought of me at all..." someone who pays attention and listens to me and takes me seriously when it's time to do so. I want a guy who loves me for me and not what they want me to be.... to look me straight in the eyes and tell me I'm beautiful and REALLY mean it.... sigh... I just want a guy who believes I am the one for him and doesn't look elsewhere thinking he might be able to find better... I'm big into family. I love my family very much... I'd do anything for them... same with friends. I do not have any children and I've never been married. Although, I hope that will be in the stars within the next few years. I have a knack for white males with blue or green eyes, and well, puerto ricans.... some.Ok, well, I guess I'm going to leave it at that, if you have anything else you'd like to know, then you know what to do! Don't be afraid, I'm really not as intimidating as people think! I'm not concieted, and I won't bite your head off. ;)THESE ARE PICS OF MY FAMILY... AT LEAST THE ONE'S I HAVE PICS OF... TO SEE WHO THEY ARE, CLICK ON THE PIC!

My Interests

I love to laugh! So anything that can make me laugh til I cry, I'm in!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's fun to hang around... I have an out going and unique kinda personality. I like to do the occasional block buster night as well as all the fun stuff the world has to offer... except drugs... yeah I don't like that too much... So if you are a fun and exciting kind of person, then send a friend request... if not, then you can just freakin' kick rocks!

Music:

All kinds but I freakin' looovveee Blink 182! Sniff Sniff, whhhhhyyyy did they have to break up?! Well, I love +44 just as much!

Movies:

Anything worth watching... Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp are my all time favorite actors!!

Television:

Anything that's funny or heart touching...

Books:

A boy called it... Oh Oh and Calvin and Hobbes comics... hey it comes in book style too! I should know I like freakin' own almost all of them!

Heroes:

I'd have to say my family... without my mom and dad, I would not have turned out to be the person I am today... who knows where I'd be or what I'd be. I would have never learned to strive for what I wanted in life, or had anyone to pick me up when I fell or take care of me when I was sick. No one to teach me to use tools, shoot a gun, change my fluids in my car and a tire, teach me my manners, teach to cook damn good food and do laundry, no one to sing to me and keep me in line... and Without my brothers, I'd have no one to protect me, poke fun at me, wrestle with me, and make me laugh even when I'm crying... Without my cousin Anita, I wouldn't have a shoulder to cry on, tell my secrects and embarrassing moments to, and have serious talk meetings at Sizzler... Without my cousins Annie, Brittany, and Alex, I'd have no one to make me smile and remember the days when I was their age... oh how I miss it! And without my Aunt Tina and the rest of my aunts and uncles and family, I would have never had Edward Scissorhands as my first movie, never traveled, never experienced a new style, learned to be girley or tomboyish, never ate homemade leek soup or experienced things my mom didn't allow me too! Hee Hee Hee.... I am truely blessed with more than one hero... Pimp My Profile

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Wow... time has gone by so fast! I dated this man 10 years ago. At the time he could not speak english and I could not speak spanish. We managed to last a little while which was nice. We lost touc...
Posted by Like Ohhhh My Gaaaawwwddd! Pffttt! Yeah right! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

I'm in college... AGAIN!!!!

Hello everyone!  Well I managed to get into college, and take an aerobics and weight training class that gives me access to all areas of fitness.  My major is interior decor, but I am conti...
Posted by Like Ohhhh My Gaaaawwwddd! Pffttt! Yeah right! on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

New year's resolutions

Ok... so these are my New Year's resolutions... 1.  Quit smoking 2.  Start working out 3.  Go back to school 4.  Get a great paying job that I love 5.  Buy a nice house with ...
Posted by Like Ohhhh My Gaaaawwwddd! Pffttt! Yeah right! on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST

You Don't Care...

You Don't Care   I feel lost with out you here I'm a mess when you are gone. It's almost like I'm foreign to myself I'm like words without a song. You've taken my heart Left an empty soul I wand...
Posted by Like Ohhhh My Gaaaawwwddd! Pffttt! Yeah right! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

untitled

Untitled Lies are what spew from your mouth Like a foul odor that emerges Choking the tears from my eyes I try to breathe as my trust For you slowly dies Evil is your soul, so evil tha...
Posted by Like Ohhhh My Gaaaawwwddd! Pffttt! Yeah right! on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:59:00 PST

My Rocky

My Rocky When you left me My world went gray I held you As you suffered And you finally slipped away... It was as though My sun left the sky I sat there heart broken Asking God why? Tea...
Posted by Like Ohhhh My Gaaaawwwddd! Pffttt! Yeah right! on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:33:00 PST

Sleepless nights

Sleepless Nights   I sit here with thoughts rushing through my mind... These past few weeks have been hard on me. I try to sleep, but toss and turn... My face hurts because my teeth Well... I gr...
Posted by Like Ohhhh My Gaaaawwwddd! Pffttt! Yeah right! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:31:00 PST

Don't stand there

Don't stand there and tell me you love me Then say things that tear Through  me like a knife... If you truly cared you wouldn't Crush my heart between your fists Until it's lost all  ...
Posted by Like Ohhhh My Gaaaawwwddd! Pffttt! Yeah right! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:31:00 PST

Long have I traveled

Long have I traveled Down a path of pain Long have I looked for love But that's one thing I never gained. Abuse and sorrow Filled my life Running faster To surpass the strife Millions of tears Have ...
Posted by Like Ohhhh My Gaaaawwwddd! Pffttt! Yeah right! on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST