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bite_the_smurff
17 YRS OLD
i write poetry sometimes
collect dvd boxsets
work at Boyer's(FUK'N SUX BUT HEY ITS MONEY)
Going out with Lea
If you want to IM me on yahoo my sn is bite_the_smurff my sn on aol is ubycasmurf, if you want to send me a message just email me at
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Want to be a stand up comic an if you are one of my friends you know i can make you laugh ur @$$ off or make you piss ur pants lol.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Reuben Vazquez
Birthday:
5/17/88
Birthplace:
Patterson, NJ
Current Location:
Lansford, PA
Eye Color:
Blue
Hair Color:
brown
Height:
5' something
Right Handed or Left Handed:
right
Your Heritage:
Puerto Rican, Italian, Irish, and Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today:
my work shoes
Your Weakness:
GGGs, an being shy
Your Fears:
death and rejection
Your Perfect Pizza:
Pepperion, ham and pineapples
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
save money for 1) more tshirts 2) new computer 3) all 4 futurama dvds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
ssdd
Thoughts First Waking Up:
where the fuck am i, and when is Lea gonna call or come.
Your Best Physical Feature:
i dont know, i really dont think i have one.
Your Bedtime:
when ever i fell like going to bed sometime around 5 or 7 in the moring. (from dusk till dawn you my friend are a party animal lol.)
Your Most Missed Memory:
an old friend, that i still sorta miss even tho there still there
Pepsi or Coke:
Pepsi(had to fill it up on the shelf at work)
MacDonalds or Burger King:
BK YEAH baby i like it like that, i like it like that. (whatever happen to that song they used to play during there commericals ?)
Single or Group Dates:
Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:
neoplain i know thats not how you spell it but who cares it has the chocolate vanilla an strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Bofum
Do you Smoke:
when? well if i get outta the shower i see heat rising from me but thats not smoke so no.
Do you Swear:
who the Fwuck wants to know? all i can say is i fwucking swear to fwucking much almost every fwucking day. an more than 10 times or more.
Do you Sing:
you sure are a nosey son of a bitch, no i dont sing, but than again when i hit my leg of something i might start singing some good ol' curse words
Do you Shower Daily:
who the fwuck is dailly an why would i have to shower him or her is he/she lazy tell them to shower there own damn self, wtf im fwucking really lazy an i even shower my self.
Have you Been in Love:
hell yea always the wrong ones, till now i love you Lea
Do you want to go to College:
yea hopefully go to Faber or a college that is like Animal House
Do you want to get Married:
yes
Do you belive in yourself:
sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:
nope
Do you think you are Attractive:
not really
Are you a Health Freak:
fwuck no i dont give a fwuck about health
Do you get along with your Parents:
yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:
only if theres lighting
Do you play an Instrument:
nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
nope
In the past month have you Smoked:
no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
what the fwuck is with all this damn nosey questions if i say no will you but out of my life damn it no i dont.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
YES :)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
i think
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
hell yea deep fry those suckas lol
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
never have
In the past month have you been on Stage:
nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:
no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
besides my GF heart(i love you) no, an even if i did im not telling ur ass cause ur nark me out for sure fwuckers
Ever been Drunk:
not really drunk just a little buzzed
Ever been called a Tease:
no
Ever been Beaten up:
no
Ever Shoplifted:
maybe
How do you want to Die:
all of the fwucking preps, o sorry its says how well here it is you asked for it, i want 2 migidets to get me druck then all 3 of us will steal the wiener mobile an stop at every red light and ask every lady we see if they like our wiener, then i will be like why dont you guys drive an i will start laughing cause one of them is pushing the pedals an the other one is stirring then the cops start chasing us an of course we pull over, then the cops start laughing because of the midgets an they get really mad an they take out a pair of baseball bats, two three gallon jugs an a big box, the each open up the jugs an the throw the stuff all over the two cops an they open up the box an then the cops relize that there covered in honey an the box is full of bees, as the bees start stinging the cops the midgits get the baseball bats an start bashing the hell outta of the cop look alike pinatia they hung up in a tree, i minute later more cops come, the two midgets get scared an run inside of the wiener mobile a few mintues later they come running out nake an cover head to toe in ketchup an mustard the cops try grabing on to them but the slip away. i give the one cop a gift certifact for a donut shop an he lets me go, i take the wiener mobile an speed off towards the propain tanks the keep outside stores and i crash into it theres a big exploison but i rolled out of the wiener mobile an i surive but when i wake up im tied to a tree an the two midigets are there holding chain saws an they say if why in the fwuck did you leave us you pussy, an the kill me, so next time they steal a wiener mobile they have more meat to make hot dogs outta of to give to everybody in town. either that or by going into a bank with a ski mask on as a prank an getting shot to death by a rent a cop who wants to be a hero.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Comdian
What country would you most like to Visit:
Easter Island
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color:
blonde,black an or red
Short or Long Hair:
long
Height:
doest matter
Weight:
doest really matter
Best Clothing Style:
anything from 80stees.com an or whatever the rockers wear
Number of Drugs I have taken:
none
Number of CDs I own:
dont know an or care
Number of Piercings:
none
Number of Tattoos:
none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
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Sex -
98%
Romance -
22%
Self - Control -
4%
Kissing -
41%
Cuddling -
88%
Kinkiness -
79%
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