Infectious grooves, that which provokes thought, art, humor, people who aren't intolerably stupid
Fine asses connected to tolerable girls.
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Janes Addiction, Radiohead, The Mars Volta, Cake, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Realcoolyeah, Jaco Pastorius, Black Crowes, Faith No More, Tribe Called Quest, Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, Foo Fighters, Del tha Funky Homosapien, Pantera, Sublime, James Brown, Stevie Wonder, AC/DC, Allman Brothers, Grateful Dead, Stone Temple Pilots, Helmet, Tool, the Beatles, My Morning Jacket, Mute Math, King Crimson, Miles Davis, Talking Heads, Primus, Fugazi, Bob Marley, the Police, Rolling Stones, the Who....
Godfather II, Scarface, Clock Work Orange, Boondock Saints, Traffic, Usual Suspects, Clerks, most porn
Top Chef, Blind Date, Comedy Central. Law & Order. The rest will eat your brain, though I can't stop watching the poor man's HBO, otherwise known as FX: Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Days, Nip Tuck.
Anything with a bare-chested Fabio on a paper cover, now that's literacy!
Wayne Thiebaud, Gerhard Richter, Flea, Mark Rothko, Greg Palast, Bill Maher, Kurt Vonnegut, Hugh Hefner,