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Maximus

Maxamillion: A Legend In His Own Time.

About Me

I am one of a kind. I'm a hybrid American-Russian of Jewish herritage, I rep it like an embroidered hat. I work MAD hours landscaping,in my free time i like to drive around my steed bumpin endless watage out the back of my trunk, I disturb the peace without any remorse or guilt. You can find me other days hanging out with my buddies, We like to have a good time, and that means keeping it real to the 33rd degree, if you dont know what keepin it real means well then i suggest you go edumacate your self. Either way if you can have a good time and have a good sence of hummor me and you will get along just fine. For those of you who dont know me the headline explains itself, ask my friends its true. I like to play and hear all kinds of music, spend most of my time outside, and love to eat food. I also enjoy the lake, after all Minnesota has 10,000 of them so I rip it upon the waverunner as much as I can. If you can dig it drop me a line sometime and i might get back to you.

My Interests

snowboarding, cars are cool, ripin around on the 50cc mini dirtbike, bowling, wakebording

I'd like to meet:

A simple human, female in gender, REAL in essance, and scented with baby powder and/or coconut oil.

Music:

everything

Movies:

the big labowski, the beach, half baked, what the bleep do we know? I 3 Huckabees (she said fuckabees.) I'm a professional director of home movies, message me for info.

Television:

Television Smellyvision. TV rots your brain. Go jetski.

Books:

i need to read more often so if you feel like it buy me a good book

Heroes:

Hashem