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sassnerd

i'm just watching me with curiosity..... to see what i do next

About Me

God bestowed upon me... Double sided sticky tape, uhu glue in a tube, general pants co. and the tsubi jeans sale, dove daily creme cleanser (you think you have soft skin until.....) super crunchy peanut butter, the beautiful human being who left the Sex and the City all season box set at my house, my lovely flatmate who owns the Seinfeld all season box set, 500 thread count egyptian cotton sheets, 8 pillows... not including the european and the best cushion you've ever rested your head on (thanks kate), my children Icibod and Imogen (compliments of a father far removed), the ability to download programs, the ability to spin absolute literary wank WIF and blog..... alternatively applied this is how I pass my theory components, breakfast food, dark chocolate, red wine, Johnie Walker, the Rotring drawing board (oh Ray Ray), photo booth, sushi train, 34 Malcolm St, my brain.... for being a little more rational than I give it credit for, logic.... for being a little more present in my brain than I realise, coffee (but only when made well), Brussels..... even though she's a little shit, all of my beautiful friends and family.... for giving and giving and finally the ability to fly despite the ones that take.
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My Interests

Stuff and things.... Art, Music, Theatre (wank wank wank..... do you think I'm a wanker yet?), Design, Tattooing, Food and Wine, Mathematics, Geometry, the Fibonaccii sequence and the Golden Ratio, good books, I like the look of a full bookshelf... even if I haven't actually read any of it, people in general..... where are they going? why are they crying? what is is making them smile? how did they bring themselves to get out of bed and face this shitty world this morning.... people watching is my second favourite passtime... next to eavesdropping, history and theory... and what inspired that person to change the course of history... and why did this person dedicate so much of their life to theorising about it? Questions and answers..... and questions with no answers..... and maybe it's the search for answers that gets me out of bed.I love the nitelife...... I love to boogie..............

I'd like to meet:

It's not so much who I'd like to meet... but who I've already been lucky tooh.......................and Anthony Kiedis, ummm..... Anthony Kiedis and, oo whats that guys name again???? oh yeah, Anthony Kiedis

Music:

red hot chilli peppers, anytime, anywhere, any mood etc. opeth, prodigy, system of a down, tool, ben harper, john butler, simon and garfunkel, bingo steve and the magic markers, jurassic 5, nivarna, panic at the disco, PNAU, moloko, incubus, opeth, jonny cash, michael franti, gorillaz, snow partrol, the beatles, peaches, electrocute, atreyu, cardigans, hendrix, postal service, yeah yeah yeahs, coheed and cambria, bjork, little birdy, jose gonzales, justin timberlake (don't breathe a word!), thursday, taking back sunday, my chemical romance, the mars volta, queens of the stone age, the white stripes, wolfmother, jewel (old stuff), Pj Harvey, the killers, the grates gah stuff it! all too many! Oh... and just to rub it in....

Movies:

crouching tiger hidden dragon, return to oz, butterfly effect, midsummers night dream, motorcycle diaries, monty python, Memento, Insomnia, fear and loathing in las vegas, Blow, Lock stock, Fight Club, Electrica Attacks!!!

Television:

house, king of the kill, six feet under, black books, greys anatomy family guy, seinfeld, absolutley fabulous, thank god you're here, the chasers war on everything, spicks and specks, 3rd rock from the sun, bananaman, superted, victor and hugo, ally mcbeal............ and many others i care not to admit

Books:

the world according to garp, dirt music, not a swan, ferals, april fools day, girl with a pearl earring, patrick parkers progress, bridget jones diary (impossible not to i tells you!!!!) the very hungry caterpillar, mr men

Heroes:

flacco, the teenage mutant ninja turtles, arthur, king of the britians, superted, banana man, victor and hugo and anthony -don't mind if you call the police when i sit outside your dressing room- kiedis .. width="425" height="350" .. Where'd you get a coconut?

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My Blog

WIF: Sassnerd apologizes

To all unemployed persons, bus drivers or unemployed bus drivers who may or may not have taken offence to yesterdays blog, I apologize. Through the process of self-analysis I have come to conclude tha...
Posted by sassnerd on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

WIF: In its non-verbal form

To begin I would first like to state that I am not the person that winges loudly on their mobile phone in the train carriage about how cityrail is preventing them from witnessing the birth of their fi...
Posted by sassnerd on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

WIF: Morning rituals in the life of Naye...... autobiographical.

GAH!!!!!!!! must get up for work I bet you I'm late, oh fuck fuck fuck, what can i blame it on, am/pm alarm bullshit, read roster wrong....... oh wait, not working today.Back to sleep then.Sleeeeeeeee...
Posted by sassnerd on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

WIF: me and icibod.... the new love of my life

The book told me..... it said "Congratulations, you and your MacBook pro were made for each other". I agree. I have called him Icibod and he is my new boyfriend, from this day forward we shall never b...
Posted by sassnerd on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:41:00 PST

WIF: netball broke my heart..... :-(

They call it a social competition.BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!!!BULL-BULL-BULL-FUCKING-FUCK ING-FUCKING-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It has come to my attention that the whole world of netball sucks even the ki...
Posted by sassnerd on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

WIF re: damn you netball..... *insert homer simpson fist shaking voice here*

They say that lightening never strikes twice in the same place. Bullshit. Her name is Cheryl*, she is about 1 mtr tall, with a plait that flies like a cat of nine tails, a mouth that spits profanitie...
Posted by sassnerd on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

WIF.... this ones really all about me dagnabbit!!!!

hi hi!! i would like to begin this WIF by letting all of you out there konw that i am a vegetarian, meaning: i don;t eat anything that once walked, swam, climbed, crawled, slithered or festered away i...
Posted by sassnerd on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

WIF, the qualitative study

Well hello there!!!! it has been too long and my fingers are getting stiff. also my inner WIF has been supressed and is now ripe to burst into song on the keyboard!!!!!!!!!! hurrah!!! How many o...
Posted by sassnerd on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST

WIF, in a paralell universe.........

not entirely sure what this WIF will be about tonight, but its usually the way these little pieces of literary genious go.... one minute a quiet train conversation and the next.... PAP SMEARS!!!!! st...
Posted by sassnerd on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 03:33:00 PST

WIF... the progressive study of.

HELLOOOOOO!!!!! what is happening all?? i am bored and gah! of all places to be bored... at my mothers. not that i don't love her like... uber amounts, but theres only so much motherly WIFfing one ca...
Posted by sassnerd on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:09:00 PST