my new youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/zigistardustedoh i didn't tell you...me and tom waits made a video. he's such a primadonna though, like i had to leave the room when it was time for his close-up, you know, the big death scene. but you know what? the guy's a pro at method dying, who knew?=======================================================
=================Jimi won't mind, he's like my dad sorta.Dylan won't mind, he's like my dad sorta.after a long stint as an elevator repairman for the Millar Firm out of Lodi, brandon decided to go for broke and head south in search of the mystic known only as Zarre Pierre, a Haitian bookie who more than dabbled in the occult. once he was discovered to be a charlatan, brandon became disenchanted with big talk and goat's head soup, as strange and wonderful an odor as it released, and was soon on his way again, this time overseas to team up with a Kingstonian expatriate in a street gang/free jazz group. The hashish and red wine had taken hold and the Italians really knew how to treat an honest busker with an honest melody, but soon the Polizia let it be known who was really running Santa Spirito and they chased all the anarchists and bohos out of the square where Dante had once held court in between the Inferno & Purgatorio...they ran brandon out of town with his guitar (only three strings remained at that point) and somewhere between Geneva and Cannes he was held at gunpoint by two Moroccans who had confused him with one of their usual marks and were thus not expecting the mighty wooden guitar neck replete with barbed wire-like rusted over strings jutting out of the headstock like some kind of blunted Roman battle spear. Once brandon was swiftly acquitted of all wrongdoing in the accidental slaying he was again forced to leave an entire country for fear of reprisal by local street toughs. He soon holed up on the beach for weeks at a time, learning to commune with the Mediterranean, so much in fact that at one point it almost opened up and swallowed him whole. If it were not for the fact that he was such a fine floater he surely would have been fodder for the pirahnas. his instinct allowed him to heave his entire body against large piles of rocks that made up the beach and luckily his clothes did not get ruined as he was not wearing any. once the blood dried up and the sea relinquished its death grip, brandon swore off abandoned nude beaches prior to 8 AM when the waves were apparently most unforgiving (yet highly seductive, as the sirens song which would eventually claim brandon's entire future from the clutches of the Illuminati, who had been prepping him from birth to lead the Bilderbergers to victory in their power struggle with the Trilateral Commission).....anyway, after a few years undercover at University it was brought to brandon's attention that the world was in greater danger than even he had realized before, and he needed to centralize his psychic abilities on only the most direct, penetrating source of media to spread the word to the people about Zombie Revisionism and the plot to defraud and displace Existentialism from its righteous place in our middle school libraries....once the plot was revealed via a massive underground songwriting campaign, more secret and very special interest groups visited brandon at his home and in dreams about other various causes and injustices occurring at many multiplexes and mini-malls throughout this great country, and it was decided that he would encode all of his songs with special hidden meanings that only his hyper-intelligent audience would pick up on and spread via word of mouth to others, causing slight ripples in the space-time continuum for weeks to come. brandon was soon the victim of a mistaken identity case down in texas, where he was accused of brainwashing the local youth into starting all-girl garage bands and earning extra money with paper routes and dumpster diving for rare toys and dentists' instruments, which could later be sold at flea markets and junk shops and exchanged for various psychotropic substances. the local student newsletters said it was a frame but regardless brandon skipped town, upsetting both his bailbondsman and his landlord alike (well they were the same person incidentally) when he missed court and instead sent a Gypsy fiddler in his place to take notes mentally. brandon then went into hiding in the big city he had always considered home, moved into an underground dungeon of solitude and began to obsessively write songs about other people as his own life had never really seemed all that interesting to him.....if all goes well you will start to involuntarily hum his melodies as you tie your shoelaces.
i need to quit my job and do something meaningful....Wanna go on a road trip with HST? Got your ether, cocaine, bennies, LSD and scotch? How about your .44 ?"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." --- HST=======================They could not get their story straight if they tried. This phenomenon of being 'suicided' is actually more common than you would think among subversive journalists and filmmakers. Stanley Kubrick died mysteriously the week after delivering his final cut of "Eyes Wide Shut" to the studio. The film's true plot sheds light on the mysterious orgiastic occult gatherings of the Illuminati. Kubrick had revealed too much, like HST was about to.==========================
Why would the State ever need to "cure' Little Alex? They can just give him an M16 and send him off to Iran! I mean Iraq! "Come and get one in the YARBLES, that is if ya HAVE any YARBLES!!!!!!"=================================
Further proof that Aminita Muscaria (rare mushrooms) will kick your cosmic ass if creepy Toltec shamans will hit you off with some!!!!!
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Fritz the Cat..............good animated family fun !! Kids, make sure your parents have left the room before watching.===========================
Lenny Bruce died for your sins.========================
the Wickedest Man in the World? Or just a misunderstood, harmless black magician, sexual sadist and junkie? Can't we do both?========================This machine kills fascists!!========================Metropolis (1926) Fritz Lang........he made it then so you could rip it off now ! age old story, you know, boy meets Evil Corporation/State, boy's illusions are shattered by Evil Corporation, boy loses mind, mind loses body, and so on and so forth....
