THE COTTAGE

i'm a wooden framed house in the middle of the west gloucester forest. built on cinderblocks, my foundation is slightly scewed, but i do my best to house and shelter around 8 mentally challenged teenage adolescents. in my days of standing i have seen various forms of beastiality, men in drag, ultimate emotional extravaganzas, many a penis, drunken out of town girls, vomit, miscellanous used condoms, and (my personal favorite) the virgin with one nipple ring. if you ever find yourself wandering down presson point road and know that chuck psalidias wouldn't want you to stop by, feel free to take a sharp right and enter my walls of love, lies, sex, and rock & roll.