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Seizures R. Fake

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Not much to tell. I wear gold fronts at weddings.

My Interests

Don't read, can't write good, am deaf but dress like a retard. I guess I would have to say white power, white pride you know, the usual.

I'd like to meet:

No one. I don't need any friends or potential witnesses.

Music:

Deaf, sorry.

Movies:

Anything with full frontal, doesn't matter which kind. If its a dude then its art and I don't feel queer for staring at his junk, if its a girl I didn't pay attention to the marquee before I bought my tokens for the jack off booth. Besides you just hit a button when it gets repetitive and they don't tell you the title.

Television:

I painted one on my wall once.

Books:

That would imply that I have interests.

Heroes:

Doug McCarther, now that was a president.

My Blog

Flight of the Conchords Ep 10 'Ladies of the World'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjrbmj0CUc ...
Posted by Seizures R. Fake on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:38:00 PST

Funny "Do" From Vice

The shirt is funny and everything but that face on the left is killing us Pavlovian-ly because it's the same face girls make when you put it in their ass. You only get to see it for about ten seconds ...
Posted by Seizures R. Fake on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:38:00 PST

There's Little Left To Say.

What good is an alter ego when people ask you questions like, "Who are you?" None of your fucking business, just cuz' I'm your friend doesn't mean you..re going to like me. Like this one jerk off, som...
Posted by Seizures R. Fake on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

Look at how awsome I am.

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic IntelligenceYou are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.You are also ...
Posted by Seizures R. Fake on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST

phitcha

You Are 92% EvilYou're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!How Evil Are You?...
Posted by Seizures R. Fake on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:16:00 PST