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Fizzlebottom

If life were an ochestra, then I must of lost my wand...

About Me

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I am a hardcore ninja who wears hotpink spandex because I WANT YOU TO SEE ME! And I aint ever scurred. I am one of the most skilled and trained of all Ninja Masters. In fact, if you feel as though you need a good-old ars-whooping, I invite you to my secret portal of mystery (the ball pit at McDonalds). In my free time, when I'm not saving the world from the children who inhabit the ballpits of McDonalds, I'm usually doing cartwheels and reading Shakespeare AT THE SAME TIME. I also smell like Unicorn Farts and piss rainbows!
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My Interests

air, water, fire, earth, wind, and heart!

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom (The classical cliche) and Richard Simmons: a white man in a monochromatic sweat suit, an Afro, and the enthuisasm to stop time.

Music:

I adore this so-called musac. I fact, I really do like all kinds of fancy noises, except for pop music: the kind that is processed and regurgitated from a couple of sythesizers and poor whiney teenie boppers who sort of scream and whistle at the same time. One of my favorite bands is my brothers old band: Blue Fish Blender! I also love Radiohead, Jimi Henderix, SquarePusher, Deftones, Pineapple Thief, Bjork, Portishead, Deepfried, Mos Def, The Gorillaz, James Brown, Sting and the Police, Primus, Weezer, Mew, KoRn, Nirvania, Failure, the White Stripes, the Raucets, and lots of World Music, like Ravi Shankar.

Movies:

Martial Arts Movies kick butt! My favorite movie is Hero with Jet Li playing Nameless. The movie was deep and touched numerous spiritual concepts and rituals that are completely ignored in modern day society. Also, Clifford is the funniest movie of all time- Martin Short is a genius, any 40 year old man who can play an obsessive ten-year-old child deserves a very firm and flamboyant highfive.

Television:

fuck TV

Books:

Betty Friedman is a brilliant anaylst who reveals the important link between the subordination of women and housewifedoom. The depth of gender differences and sexual double standards are reviewed in her novel The Feminine Mystique. My favorite poet is Margaret Atwood, who also writes fiction as well. But my true love is spoken word poetry. Saul Williams, J. Ivy, and others have transformed poetry into an interactive performance which transcends all boundaries.

Heroes:

Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed (who were all cool hippies!) and of course Cookie Monster... who I believe whole heartedly inspired the band Disturbed and the Reggea star Elephant Man.P.S. this is a new edition, but Mary Read is mos def one of my heroes. She was one of the few recognized female pirates.

My Blog

Rigor Mortis

Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick.  In the minds of many inhabits a threatful force: doubt.  Fear in sheeps clothing masquerading as caution, bearer of poison, ringer of relentless thoughts.  Cro...
Posted by Quintessence of Color on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

Cletus Christmas

Now see ere kin folk, I ain't done which yous. This time I'ma writin from Cletus' side of the story. I'm 'ere to tell yous folks 'bout the true meaning of Christmas, and it ain't about eatin' all yo...
Posted by Quintessence of Color on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

Christmas on Crack

Everyone knows what time of year it is.... No its not "Christmas time" its not "Happy Holiday" time, and its not even winter time; what it really is, is get angry and fat time. Everybody knows that ...
Posted by Quintessence of Color on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST