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Mel

That's not what i'm going to hell for

About Me


I hug trees. Beware of sarcasm.
Meet me in Cognito, baby,
In Cognito we'll have nothing to hide.
Let's go incognito, honey,
and let the world believe we've died.
Meet me in Cognito, baby,
Of course we'll have to color our hair
The best thing about life in Cognito
Is that everybody's nobody there.
Meet me in Cognito, darling,
Sure, some may think it's rash,
But you'll look chic incognito
With your fake nose and Groucho mustache.
We'll sneak in the back door of Heaven
And stroll unnoticed through Hell
Incognito
There, every day's a surprise.
Incognito
Where truth tells all the best lies.
(Tom Robbins)
Your Monster Profile
Wicked Ogre
You Feast On: Armadillos
You Lurk Around In: Swamps
You Especially Like to Torment: Republicans What's Your Monster Name?
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My Interests

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photography, trees, saving things
Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name Butt-Man
Super Power Ability To Breathe Underwater
Enemy The Cheating Boyfriend
Mode Of Transportation Skateboard
Weapon Tacos

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I'd like to meet:

James Bond. People who recycle! Fellow writers, photographers. People who light their farts on fire. People who emphasize the UM in UMbrella. Ocean enthusiasts. People who like walking barefoot outside in the mud. Frog watchers. Dirt worshippers. People who can laugh at themselves. Travelers. People who play in the snow even though they're "too old to play in the snow." Mr. Potato Head. The Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile. People who give intimidating names to tiny pets. And whoever else...don't be creepy.

CRASH IS AN AMAZING MOVIE. WATCH IT.

Music:

A whole lot

Movies:

Crash, Sin City, I Heart Huckabees, Garden State, Anchorman, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Lorax, Boondock Saints, Trainspotting, Snatch, Pirates of the Caribbean, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, James Bond!, Monty Python, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Chocolat, more Johnny Depp movies, Starsky and Hutch, Zoolander, Evil Dead, Napoleon Dynamite, Princess Bride, Spiderman movies, X-men movies, Clue, Animal House, Orange County, Almost Famous, Wizard of Oz

Television:

Planet Earth, Lost, Alias, Heroes

Books:

Lamb, Fluke, Thursday Next series, Hitchhiker's Guide, Skinny Legs and All, Jitterbug Perfume, Still Life with Woodpecker, A Sand County Almanac, The Hippie Handbook, Strangers in Paradise, Shadows in the Water, Enchantment

Heroes:

James Bond