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thedavidconway

Hell, Wyatt, I've seen people more upset about losing money in a candy machine.

About Me

Word up, homies! I'm an Alaskan-raised kid with a taste for the finer things in life. I'm kind of girl-crazy, I am quite opinionated, I can be loud (but what do you expect from the 5th of 5 children?), and I really enjoy entertaining people and making them laugh. Can ya dig?

I love: The Redskins, zombie movies, punk rock, Mystery Science Theater 3000 to DEATH.

Which MST3K Character Are You?
You are Crow T. Robot. You're sarcastic and loud, but most people like having you around, if only just to laugh at your humongous nose.
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My Interests

I'm interested in meeting someone who wants to do dorky things with me like going to record stores and sifting through the dusty LPs....or going to a clothing store and laughing at all the dumb clothes and then buying some...and going to Coldstone for ice cream. Ooh ooh ooh! And MST3K is a MUST!Cowboys fans need not apply.

I'd like to meet:

I'm in this band...check us out! ALASKAN D.I.Y. POP-PUNK

Music:

Lifetime, Kid Dynamite, Audio Learning Center, Against Me!, Algernon Cadwallader, ALL, Bad Religion, Band of Horses, The Beach Boys, Black Flag, Braid, Cap'n'Jazz, The Cars, Elvis Costello, Counting Crows, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jim Croce, Def Leppard, Gene Defcon, Descendents, The Doors, Down for the Count, face to face, Five Iron Frenzy, Foo Fighters, The Get Up Kids, Goblin, Gorilla Biscuits, Good Riddance, Gravity & Henry, Green Day, The Hippos, Buddy Holly, Hey Mercedes, Husker Du, Home Grown, Hot Water Music, The Impossibles, Iron Maiden, J Church, Jawbreaker, Jets to Brazil, Joshua, Lagwagon, Led Zeppelin, Link 80, The Mars Volta, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Megadeth, Morrissey, Motion City Soundtrack, The Mountain Goats, Miss TK & the Revenge, Nerf Herder, MxPx, The New York Dolls, NOFX, Now it's Overhead, Operation Ivy, Owen, Owls, Paint It Black, The Pavers, The Police, The Presidents of the United States of America, The Promise Ring, Propagandhi, Pulley, Q and Not U, Queen, The Ramones, Refused, Saves the Day, The Scaries, Screeching Weasel, Screw 32, Sick of Change, Sicko, Simon & Garfunkel, Frank Sinatra, Slapstick, The Smiths, Staring Back, Cat Stevens, Texas is the Reason, The Toadies, The Weakerthans, Weezer, What Remains, Will Ferrell Won't, Brian Wilson, Wizo, Neil Young, The Zombies, Ted Leo & the Pharmicists, Graham Parker

Movies:

Borat, 300, Coming to America, Not Another Teen Movie, Airplane, Tommy Boy, Night at the Roxbury, The Evil Dead, Tootsie, Dumb & Dumber, American Splendor, Straw Dogs, The Cable Guy, High Fidelity, SLC Punk, Death to Smoochy, The Evil Dead II, Mallrats, The Big Lebowski, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Commitments, Best in Show, Army of Darkness, National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1, Reefer Madness, Made, Harold and Maude, Beavis and Butt-head Do America, Me, Myself, & Irene, National Lampoon's Vacation, Zombie, Porky's, Office Space, Josie & the Pussycats, BASEketball, Super Troopers, Old School, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Caddyshack, Fletch, National Lampoon's Animal House, Ed Wood, Club Dread, Dawn of the Dead (original & remake), My Blue Heaven, Napoleon Dynamite, House of Sand and Fog, Resevoir Dogs, Fight Club, GoodFellas, Planet of the Apes (original), The Manchurian Candidate (original & remake), Night of the Living Dead, Pulp Fiction, 29 Palms, Say Anything, Memento, Kill Bill, The Empire Strikes Back, Jaws, Day of the Dead, Pi, Requiem For a Dream, Narc, Adaptation, Spider-Man 2, The Living Daylights, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Shaun of the Dead, From Dusk Til Dawn, 28 Days Later, Dead Alive, The Royal Tenenbaums, Back to the Future (all 3), Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Bill & Ted (both), Rear Window, Serenity, King Kong (all of them, I don't care if the 77 version isn't as good, it's still kind of cool!), Citizen Kane (it really is amazing), Spaceballs, Dirty Work, Little Miss Sunshine, The Life Aquatic, UHF

Television:

Sealab 2021, That's My Bush!, Da Ali G Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, The State, Saturday Night Live (at least the skits up to the Fake News), Smallville, Heroes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, CSI, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Home Movies, Chappelle Show, Reno 911!, South Park, Kids in the Hall, Futurama, Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness, American Splendor, Culture Warrior, The Big Book of Hell, Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Metamorphosis, America Alone, It's Not How Good You Are; It's How Good You Want To Be

Heroes:

Mom & Dad, Brothers and Sisters, friends, and the following people/things in my silly little collage

My Blog

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Posted by thedavidconway on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:32:00 PST

We’re Off!

Well, kiddos, the time has come for us to take off and head to our first show of the "What Remains Mostly Pacific Northwest Summer Tour '08"!I came into town on the 2nd of July fresh from my car wreck...
Posted by thedavidconway on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 06:28:00 PST

Bored in Buckeye

Man oh man, I'm SO glad that I got the eff outta here and moved out to Tempe almost 6 months ago.  I'm watching my friends Will and Faith's house, dogs, and cat.  The cat just chills in the ...
Posted by thedavidconway on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:05:00 PST

MST3K: The Final Episode/Davids MSTory

Yes, everyone...I had put it off for a while.  Maybe because it was like knowing that a close family member or friend was about to pass away and I just couldn't face it.  Maybe it was becaus...
Posted by thedavidconway on Fri, 16 May 2008 10:52:00 PST

Flagstaff/Grand Canyon

It was glorious!  The Grand Canyon was far more massive than I ever could have imagined and the trip getting there was suuuuper fun...here is how it went:Ashley and I left the greater Phoenix ar...
Posted by thedavidconway on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:41:00 PST

Choose Your Own Adventure!

So holy cows...last night Ashley and I totally conquered all. For reals.It all started when Ashley came over wayyyyyyyyy late because they were having a sale somewher...
Posted by thedavidconway on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 11:34:00 PST

Philadelphia!

"With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous"That Rilo Kiley quote, for some reason, has been on my mind a lot lately.  To me it means that after you've gone through heart-break, ...
Posted by thedavidconway on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:44:00 PST