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Mike

tell kids that people will let them down and people will hurt them. But Hamburger Helper will never

About Me

I am going to Wichita State University and I hope to someday fight a polar bear that is humping gold dust in the butt in the octagon.

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My Interests

Basketball, weight lifting, tap dancing, fighting a polar bear in the octagon. HUNTING VAMPIRES But not zombies they are just too silly!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a Sheep that is 15% Human. This Sheep will be known as MANSHEEP!

Music:

Anything that sounds good! I even write my own music! Here is a taste: I STAB YOU IN THE EYE TO MAKE YOU CRY! THEN I TAKE YOUR CHAIN AND YOUR BIKE AND YOUR SHOES AND YOUR CD COLLECTION!----I only write country music....I LOVE COUNTRY!

Movies:

SNATCH, LAYERCAKE, Lucky Number Slevin,Happy Gilmore, Big trouble in Little China,Little Miss Sunshine(That one cool bitch) I like alot more than that just to lazy to type it all.

Television:

ANIMAL PLANET! HOUSE! FAMILY GUY! SOUTH PARK! NFL FOOTBALL! SHOCKERS BASKETBALL! UFC! Heroes(SINGLE GREATEST SHOW EVER MADE)!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

School makes me read! I tried reading a book about making money then I realized I was down twelve dollars from reading this book!

Heroes:

MR. T, CONAN O BRIEN, Polar Bears, and Mr.BROVADEAR(Who has the power of ten polar bears!)