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About Me



B4 YOU READ MY ABOUTE ME SECTION POSTED BELOW!!!... If you're from another country & lookin for a wife? NOT INTERESTED! Just because I am single doesn't mean I am in any way, shape, or form desperate enough to be interested in some fool who wants a way in the country, or who thinks he is a smooth talker, or anyone who can't speak a lick of english...(I don't have the patience for that crap!) Also... I don't cam, I have never gone home with a random stranger from the bar, and I am not here to fool around, or see how many ppl I can score with!!! (not in my moral DNA) So don't send me propositional emails for marriage, hooking up, etc etc - I DON'T CARE! And if you happen to be married or have a woman in your life - Definately LEAVE ME ALONE! Seriously.... grow the hell up & maybe spend a little more time and effort on your relationship rather than wasting time screwing around on them!!!! That takes a real man! A real man doesn't spend his time romancing a different woman every night; but spends the rest of his life romancing ONE WOMAN! So to all you players & cheaters...**** off & grow a concious - (or grow an std from hoeing around - whatever works for ya!) If you are in to drugs, partying everynight, wear big jewels, think that having a pimped out car is more important than the hole in your roof, want to make X-rated movies in your future, expect a woman to do all the dirving to meet your ass, or have children of your own- but expect the woman to pay a babysitter just to come drive all the way out & sit at your casa with you and your child/children????....YEA- click the close button and MOVE ON..... You are not my type......BE GONE FOOLS.....BE GONE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm known for being an occasionally obnoxious, very sassy & outspoken, extremely stubborn, pretty darn short-chubby italian woman. I'm known to have a great sense of humor & also known to be the occasional prankster!!!!! HAHA! I am NOT a drug addict, pil popper, or an alcoholic lol.... I rarely even drink anymore, and if I do, please don't let me make the mistake of getting a beer...beer makes me violently ill, or at the very least leaves me with a retched migraine (yes even after only one - go figure) so it's gatta be rum and cokes, margarittas babyyyyy, wine coolers (i guess booh) etc.... what else hmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I like to jump puddles, announce people's names over an intercom, switch cars at a red light, and will still stop the radio station for a depechmode or madonna song!!! I am known to bust out singing with some wierd head and hand jerky movements; with a song on the radio in a resterant, I scream and sing loud in the car, and I'm not afraid to make a fool of myself or anyone with me; if it keeps the mood uplifting, odd, and fun!!!! lol~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'v e been known 2 attend school f/t while working up to 3 jobs at one time (although neither are working for me right now and i'm dying financially lmao) I am the proud mother of 2 kids (10yrs and 6yrs old), a 8yr old puppy "Elih",(I had to put his brother Abrham to sleep last year... :( ) "June" my Bearded Dragon Lizard (Jasmine died...last year also BOOH!) , "Mr. Snapps" our 4+ yr old turtle (no clue on his exact age), and our new kitty "Micino". I also have 2 nephews, and a niece frequenting the crib n pretty much a daily basis (that's ben going on for 7years now ...wooohooo I'M TIRED!!! YEA I'm a busy girl! I've got a big heart ( that is....once you get to know me), undying loyalty towards friends 'n' family, (loyalty, trust, respect, and honesty are the major moral codes I live by) and I have an insane / slapstick / witty sense of humor. I'm strong in my beliefs and try to always "walk the walk" and never faulter. I would rather take a missionary trip than a lavish one!!!!!! I am bitterly honest about anything and everything...and just for the record:~If you don't want to know what "I really think?" or "what should you do?" then don't ASK!!! NOT THAT ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY TAKE MY ADVICE ANYHOW!!! I'm probably the most "REAL" woman you'll ever meet!

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My Interests



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..I have too many interests to list....cards (bad at it thoug - except cribbage haha!) bowling (bad at that too but it's fun!) fishing (YES i can hook my own wormies thank ya!) camping, live music/bands, bangin my head to loud tunes, reading, scary horrorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr moviesssssss (BOO!), movies where things blow up, no sappy love me make me cry boohoo movies though - NO WAY! Anything else just ask!

I'd like to meet:

Well.... Superman has turned gay, Batman got Batchic knocked up, Robin...well - he is too busy strippin in a gay nightclub, and all the other hoesky superheroes are living at home with their mothers!(Getting in touch with their feminine sides and wearing their mommy's laungerie). So... I'm not lookin for a 'Mr. Perfect' - Since we all know HE DOESN'T EXIST!!!...but a "Mr. Perfect For Me" would work... Until he Is found, created, or decides to pull his HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS I am just looking for friends and fun times...HAHA!

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Girly Myspace Layouts
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My Blog

A Mothers Day Note To All....

How God created mother................ God took the fragrance of a flower, The majesty of a tree, The gentleness of morning dew, The calm of a quiet sea, The beauty of a twilight hour, The so...
Posted by ~Would u like some LoriBeens w/that shake?~ on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:02:00 PST

Bone Marrow Registration Drive! Give the gift of LIFE!

During our Thanks Mom awareness and recruitment campaign, May 5 to May 19, 2008, join the marrow donor Registry and give hope to patients. What better way to say "Thanks, Mom" for giving you life than...
Posted by ~Would u like some LoriBeens w/that shake?~ on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:01:00 PST

TAGGED

OK my cousin Mell tagged me so I guess since I don't have anything more than limited basic cable (and nothing good is on tonight) and my friends rarely call anymore..... I will do this for fun...lol A...
Posted by ~Would u like some LoriBeens w/that shake?~ on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:21:00 PST

2 All My Friends....As2007 Nears Its End.....

The last 18 months have been really hard on myself and so many people I know and love. Actually the last 10 plus years have been hard.  I've learned at a very early age in life that ....life itse...
Posted by ~Would u like some LoriBeens w/that shake?~ on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:14:00 PST

YOU'VE HAD 2 MUCH 2 DRNK WHEN........

THIS WAS POSTED BY ROSI SO I HAD TO POST IT FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE LMAO IT IS SOOOOO TRUE THOUGH IT'S REALLY NOT FUNNY...OK WELL IT IS LOL! WE KNOW WE'VE HAD 2 MUCH 2 DRINK WHEN........................
Posted by ~Would u like some LoriBeens w/that shake?~ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST

My Ranting For The Evening/Morning

Things I hate...Today I am going to rant about clingy-needy-codependant beings..........This drives me up the wall and I can't stand it, and I even get to the point to where I can't stand associating ...
Posted by ~Would u like some LoriBeens w/that shake?~ on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST