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Heavy Metal Purebred

You know, Kajzer is a much more metal name than Valencia.He should've taken your name ...Patrick Sle

About Me

I love heavy metal. I love people who love heavy metal. I am very loyal to my religion, but don't preach to anyone. My religion is hated by many. I hate earth tones and neutral colors. I hate wood furniture. I love warm weather. I hate the cold weather. I am a strong believer in karma. I am a leo, which makes me a super loyal friend. But most people can't deal with that loyalty and they up turning it into something that in turn, hurts me. Go figure. I am obsessed with real estate. I have 4 jobs, sometimes 5. I am the Queen of multi-tasking. I don't get most jokes and they have to be explained to me. I love how people just disappear from your life for what you think is forever, then pow, they're on myspace. Outside of work, I tend to not always act my age. "Good Morning" is not part of my vocabulary. I am an older sister to someone other people think is older than me. I loathe when people don't return phone calls, emails, texts, etc., because ignorance is for idiots. I appreciate when people say thank you (aside from people who are selling me something). I hate when people name drop. I am a recovering nicotine addict who fell off the wagon once. Both times I quit, I did it cold turkey, once with the slight help of acupuncture. I try not to avoid using the word "can't" when possible and I try to never assume anything, cause to ASSUME makes and ASS of U and ME. I grew up in a town where parents buy their children new cars for their 17th birthday. I now live in a town where people don't even own cars, but ride the bus, and English is not the dominant language. Of the many friends I have and love, 75% of them know each other personally. I was born in Brooklyn. I hate to travel to Long Island, Brooklyn and Queens but will if I am invited. I suffer from road rage and do all I can to avoid driving these days. I don't trust people that don't like dogs. I can't go anywhere without my calendar and contacts. I have flat and wide feet. I can sense a sales pitch from a mile away. I am very jaded. I am neither positive nor negative, I am realistic. I was a varsity softball player throughout high school, and turned down a full softball scholarship to [a far away] college because I get homesick. But in high school I was a jock and a metalhead. Only few people get to live those same lifestyles, simultaneously. I tend to be be perceived as cocky and it doesn't bother me much. Stupid and ignorant people should be stabbed. Both of my parents are not American born. I am married to a man six years younger than me, who is good at everything I am bad at and is also nice to look at. Women should only be so lucky to have someone like him. I loved getting married and would do it every month! Unlike most girls, I never planned my wedding until after I got proposed to. Sometimes I start sentences with "This fucking guy...or This fucking bitch...." when talking about someone. I think all the evil music and some company I've kept over the years have given me a very foul mouth.I'm the best you'll ever have.

My Interests

Music, Metal, TV, Movies, Sweets (Red Swedish Fish mostly, baked goods), fantasizing about smoking cigarettes again, New Jersey, Any Mall (Preferably south of Elizabeth, NJ), Target aka TarJay, Real Estate, going on mini vacations (5 days or less). Listening to stranger's ring tones and laughing at how bad some of them are. Shopping online, bargains, selling stuff on craigslist, talking without without a microphone in my face, anyone that makes me laugh, trying to cook with and without my crock pot.

I'd like to meet:

I started setting those "I want to meet so and so" goal when I was like, 13. And now, I've met everyone I've ever wanted to. So, I try to hope for the things I know I'll get.

Music:

The Heavy Stuff ^v^ But not music with boys who wear eyeliner. I think it worked for Poison and Warrant but not today, nah, not a fan. I am very vocal and passionate about the music I love and that which I do not like. I've been eating, sleeping and breathing heavy metal since 1987 and I turned out pretty good. My parents sure are proud, I think.

Movies:

Knocked Up, SuperBad, Waynes World I and II; A League of Their Own; Harold and Kumar go to White Castle; Mean Girls: Dude, Where's My Car; Finding Nemo; Lion King; Monster's Inc; *Definitely NOT Napolean Dynamite or Borat;

Television:

Robot Chicken, Who's Line Is It Anyway, South Park, Family Guy, Golden Girls re-runs, Friends re-runs, Mind of Mencia, Sex And the City (RIP), Sopranos (RIP)

Books:

I don't have patience for books, I'm better off seeing the movie. I read REVOLVER Magazine mostly and occasionally, People or US.

Heroes:

*People with more than one job who can maintain a social life and their sanity. People who have kids but believe in babysitters and aren't hermits. Anyone that can make me laugh, hard. Like hard to the point of wheezing (from all the former cigarette smoking I did). *People who can instant message during the work day WITHOUT starting their conversation or ever saying in their message "I'm so busy I have 10 IM boxes open." NO ONE CARES HOW BUSY YOU ARE. GET THE FUCK OFF IM IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT YOU STUPID FUCK. People that have the balls to pick up the phone or drop an email to give you bad news instead of ignoring your emails or calls.

My Blog

Picking sides, this one’s for you motherfucker!

Picking sides is gay. But we all do it.  Right?..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Pick sides with the person you met and liked first. It's called loyalty. S...
Posted by Heavy Metal Purebred on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:22:00 PST

For all the jews

Rosh a homa
Posted by Heavy Metal Purebred on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:12:00 PST

Gifts for a co-worker

I was at the store the other day, and some broad is on the phone behind me in line and says something like this "Well, now it's $10 more a person, so I'll need $30 a person .... [Other person talked] ...
Posted by Heavy Metal Purebred on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:35:00 PST

New York is Rude

aaa recently listed the worst and best to drive cities. i am honored that new york ranked so high. Least Courteous Cities ..> 2007 2006 1. Miami 1. Miami 2. New York 2. Phoenix 3. Boston 3. Ne...
Posted by Heavy Metal Purebred on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:01:00 PST

Black and White Cookies

Good shit. Brings me back to my youth, Staten Italy days.  
Posted by Heavy Metal Purebred on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST