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Tyler

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh

About Me

When you have insomnia your never really asleep and your never really awake.

My Interests

Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

I'd like to meet:

All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

Movies:

So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices first meet, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.

Heroes:

Chloe... Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody