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About Me

What can I say, I'm a dynamo wrapped in an enigma, with a side of guacamole. Spicy guacamole. At the same time, I'm not sure if I spelled guacamole correctly. See where I'm coming from? Dynamic and enigmatic!

My Interests

Cheese, gouda (a type of cheese), movies, guitar, edam, music, my dogs, interior design, and a nice brick of funky blue.

I'd like to meet:

No one really, I don't do humans.

Music:

Frank Zappa, there's nothing better. Apart from that, I listen to just about every genre, I just try to soak up as much different stuff as possible. It's not uncommon for me to run the gamut from the Baroque to Hip Hop in a day. Just don't play me any COUNTRY!I am the god of Hellfire and I bring you..... width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

I am a total freaking movie freaking snob. But I'm nice about it, I won't ever tell you your favorite movie sucks or anything, even if it's Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. I'm serious when I say I'm a movie freak though, I've catalogued and ranked every movie I've ever seen, over 2000. Yup, you can stop reading now, I am that much of a geek!!Here's one of my favorite films:.. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

I like variety shows. There should be more stuff like this on TV!.. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

Okay, if you're still reading, it's no surprise I like the classics. Hugo, Dickens, the Pokey Little Puppy...damn I'm getting choked up just thinking about that cute little guy!

Heroes:

Zappa, Tolkien, and George.

My Blog

No More Private Dancers

Here's a radical and, most likely, unpopular opinion: Privacy is over-rated. What?? What is he saying?? He can't really mean that, right? NO! I refuse to believe it! My privacy...
Posted by Dirtrum on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

Past Their Expiration Date

For the benefit of the community at large, I thought it be best to let people know the following jokes or phrases have past their expiration date and are no longer funny. If you are still u...
Posted by Dirtrum on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:20:00 PST

My Interview With Kofi Annan

I was recently blessed with the opportunity to take a trip to the UN Building in NYC and sit down with Kofi Annan. As Secretary General of the UN, Mr. Annan sits in one of the world's most power...
Posted by Dirtrum on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

A New Way To Minimize Your Intake

If you're like me, and most of us probably are, you could stand to lose a couple of pounds. But it's so damn difficult, what with tasty morsels lurking around every corner (especially this time ...
Posted by Dirtrum on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:04:00 PST

Dirt's Guide to Cool New People

If you're like me, you love looking at the Cool New People here on MySpace. But sometimes it's so hard to choose which Cool New Person to click on! So here's my Guide to Cool New People.&n...
Posted by Dirtrum on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:03:00 PST

I'm blogging, proceed with caution.

So, this is my Blog. So, what do I do? Just write? And you read? And this is fashionable? Am I now hip? Something I was thinking about today when I was looking...
Posted by Dirtrum on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST