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Rachel

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About Me

I'm a theatre graduate and therefore unemployed actress who does a summer gig on a local radio station for absolutely no money at all, can you imagine that? and I like going out by also staying in. That's about it.
And also I have a profile on myspace. It's only fair, everybody else had one.

And one last thing: I blog, I do it well, and I do it here: http://salomey5.wordpress.com/
The MySpace blogging software just wasn't good enough for me. Plus I'm getting wayyy more hits over there. So I moved. You should swing by, pay me a visit, and let me know how fucking-tastic I am!a

My Interests

Interests? Oh, boy, do I have oh-so-many of 'em, it's like, unbelievable how many of them I have. Way too many, in fact. Check this out. I like movies, music and books as indicated below. I also like cats. They're cute and funny. Sometimes. They can be annying too, some other times. I like the summer. I don't like the winter though. I enjoy biking, walking, swimming, dancing, a cold beer, playing pool, good conversations, cute guys, outdoors music festivals, I love going to live shows (love it! yes, I really do!) another beer, ham, chocolate, pasta, bread (bread rocks), George Clooney, cheese, bunny rabbits, blue eyes, stretchy jeans, platfrom shoes, pants with loads of pockets, people with an accent, long hair, George Clooney, gardening, plants, pork chops, rib steaks, smoked salmon, the smell of cinammon, flannel sheets, milk, carpeting and rugs, puzzles of all sorts (jigsaw, crossword, games). And George Clooney. Video games. I soooooo love video games. Arcade games, adventure games, the odd simulation game, platform games... And I'm pretty effing good at them too. The internets. They're cool. That's why I spend so much time on them. Have I mentioned George Clooney? Yes? Must've forgotten.

I'd like to meet:

Alfred Hitchcock. Michael Moore. Katherine Hepburn. Hubert Reeves. Rosie O'Donnell. Joy Behar. Jack Nicholson. Dustin Hoffman. Orson Welles. John Lennon. Keith Richards. James Dean. George Orwell. Stephen King. Al Gore. Amélie Nothomb. Bill O'Reilly (I don't know, i find him fascinating). Jon Stewart. Paris Hilton (just to see if she's as dumb as she really is. Cos' it's hot.) And many more. Just not George W. Shrub.And I'd also like to meet George Clooney. For different reasons.

Best O' Bush: George Dubya quotes

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

"Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" —President George W. Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004

Music:

Where to start... My tastes are very eclectic. I've recently discovered Lady Sovereign and am currently liking it although I only heard one song so it doesn't really count. Rolling Stones, ACDC, Bowie, Eminem, Sinatra, Mononc' Serge, Jean Leloup, Motown, the Offspring, the Ramones, Nirvana, the Beatles, Blondie, les Breastfeeders, Téléphone, cheesy eighties pop, CCR, Green Day, U2, The Tragically Hip, the Police, Parabellum, Iggy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stray Cats, Pink Floyd, a pinch of Gwen Stefani and a bit a cheesy 80's pop here, and a bit of 70's disco there, and the odd bit of techno in between; add to the mix a cup of hip hop, a tablespoon of tacky french songs, half a pound of ska and and two feet of folk. Put in blender. Right click OK. Add soap and select broil. Microwave at high for 72 hours. Serve chilled with olives and one of them tiny umbrellas. Enjoy in the shade with a side of cheddar flavored crushed ice.

Movies:

I like old films (Cary Grant, K. Hepburn, etc.) Love love love Hitchcock. Best film ever (for me): The third man with Orson Welles. Some of my faves: Happiness, Tootsie, Dog day afternoon, Memento, Bowling for Columbine, Gone with the wind (OMG there are so many!)Rebel without a cause, the Shining, Awakenings. To name very very few. Cause there are many many more...On a side note, George Clooney is hot.

Television:

Yes. Way too much.Survivor, The Amazing Race, Gray's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives (which is awesome by the way, you should give it a try), The View (yeas, I know it's tacky, but it's surprisingly addictive, you should give it a try). And also Idol. Embarrassing, I know. And Jeopardy. And also 1 vs 100 and Deal or No Deal. And Ebert and Roeper. And the Daily Show and Colbert. And much more. Much worse too.I really watch too much TV. Robson Arms is on, gotta go.

Books:

Top 3: 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World.Love Stephen King, "Mercure" by Amélie Nothomb was absolutely awesome thought Bridget Jones Diary was hilarious, the Da vinci code was a fun read, enjoy reading murder mystery novels (R. Rendell, A. Christie, P.D. James), I like Zola... Otherwise, I'm quite random I guess... Oh yeah, the Riverworld series was cool at the start. And les Fourmis was very good too.

Heroes:

Hitchcock, Orson Welles, George Orwell.Can I throw in George Clooney in here too? He's not exacly a hero, but I do admire him. For different reasons.
My Details
Status:Sitting.
Here for: Tom paid me 5 bucks to join.
Orientation: North.
Hometown: Montreal-Under-the-Snow.
Body Type: The usual; two arms, two legs, etc...
Ethnicity:Frog playing for the Eh Team. (It's a fancy riddle. Enjoy.)
Religion: ... is an 8 letter word.
Sign: Leo. Grrrr!!!
Smoke / Drink: Absolutely not. No way. In fact I hate both. Ugh! Eww!
Are you sure now? Of course I am... Totally... As if...
Oh, come on! That is bull and you know it! IT'S SO NOT!
IT SO IS! Liar! Liar liar liar!!! FINE. I DO. I smoke and I drink. Jeez. Happy now?
MUWAHAHA!!! ...
Yes. Arsehole...
Children: ... are cute.
Education: College graduate (Twice. Yeay me!)
Occupation:SpacedOut MySpacer.
Income: More like outgo.
Links
This is my MySpace page.
So what, say you?
I am absurdly proud of it, is what.
I have spent a ridiculous amount of time working on it; in the course of two months, I have gone from complete HTML rookie to full-blown addict, obsessing over a banner, staying up all night to resize a picture, scouring the web for hours in search of that one little tweak that will move stuff a quarter of an inch to the right.
And I have many more happy times to look forward to, since I'm far from being done with it.
And when I'm done with it, I'm scrapping it all to start again from scratch.
However, as a rookie I needed a lot of help; I've visited hundreds of websites to build my somehow garish patchwork design, using a generator from here, a picture from there, a code or a font from elsewhere, which eventually resulted in a multiplication of tags and links from the websites I used resources from, to the point where my page was starting to look a Times Square billboard, hence this section.
Below is a list of links from the resources I've used so far. It will probably grow with time, but up to now, these websites have proved particularly helpful, whether it was for their tools, codes, or tutorials.
So to all of the programmers, designers, coders and assorted geeks below, I say a big THANK YOU!!!

Tools, graphics, editors:

www.pimp-my-profile.com/
http://www.freecodesource.com/
myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
Tutorials & codes:

chr15.net/
skem9.com/index.php
www.avirtualexit.com/
Tutorials:

allgraphicdesign.com
views-under-construction.blogspot.com/
spiff-myspace.blogspot.com/
ironspider.ca/index.htm

Graphics:
www.mywackospace.com/
tinypic.com/index.php
photobucket.com/
Other tools:
www.picresize.com/
webresizer.com/
www.redpeachsolutions.com/html-editor.htm

My Blog

Stephen Harper owes me 200 bucks

(Image above from The Hour magazine).Revised title:Stephen Harper owes me 172.15 bucks. (I just got a phone call from Elections Canada. Find out more about this below.)Last night, my friend Khristine ...
Posted by Rachel on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 02:31:00 PST

I fucking podcast!!!

Voilà longtemps que je n'avais rien écrit ici, la principale raison étant que j'écrivais ailleurs.Comme je l'avais précédemment sur-expliqué en englische dans une entrée précédente, un de mes copains ...
Posted by Rachel on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:34:00 PST

American Idol 7 recap - Top 12 Results

Yeay! It’s results Showtime! It’s 9.07 and I already have filled a quarter of a page with the opening cheese, the group performance, the one that all the contestants probably hate with all...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:34:00 PST

American Idol 7 recap - Top 12

Ok, my first recap ever, I’m like all emotional and stuff.So let’s go! American Idol Top 12!!!!Why I am so looking forward to this shit is still beyond me, but well, let’s not intell...
Posted by Rachel on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:20:00 PST

Im back in full force, with my Best Of The Web!

Hey, happy new year, y'all!I"m not a very consistent blogger now, am I?It's because of high-speed internet; watching all of the web, as I vouched I would, proves to be rather time-consuming. Naturally...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:20:00 PST

I think I may be schizophrenic...

...Because I'm plagiarizing myself.WTF, I hear you say?Well, good for you, and yes I am.I am currently exploring the art of blogging, because I'm not sure I'm as good at it as I'd like to think.Althou...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:25:00 PST

Good TV shows, bad TV shows, MY TV shows.

I wasn't sure about posting this until they aired a new episode of Pushing Daisies earlier this week. What with the writers strike, the Holidays and their share of repeats and Christmas (yes, I say "C...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:02:00 PST

Letter to Bill

Hey, hi y'all!!! Whassup?And yep, long time no write, and yep, it's this time once again, time to get myself a life, since mine seems to mostly revolve around obsessive television watching, which can ...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:38:00 PST

Labor day weekend: facts, advice and warnings

Facts: -In Montreal, (well, in my house anyway) labor day weekend lasts for an average of 5 days.-During that time, absorbtion of solid foods passed noon is strictly forbidden and could severely damag...
Posted by Rachel on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST

Francos 2007, tome 8905.

Jour 3: saturdi (it's sameday in frenglish)20h truc, Mimosa.Il y avait une fille au micro. Tout le monde sur la scène était habillé en noir et rose. C'était beau. Les deux couleurs vont très bien ense...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:30:00 PST