Dansing, being scener than you, being hotter than you, being cooler than you, being awesomer than you, making up words, humping things. Going to local shows and making you wish you were as cool as us.
Obese.
Anything we can danse to or blast while driving around being hot in the Oldsmobile.
All those queer movies that scene people like us watch. Such as Donnie Darko and The Virgin Suicides.
We are too cool for TV.
Anything that, in the process of us reading, makes us cooler, smarter and scener than you. and your gay friends.
Ourselves.