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Ashlee

here's your damned obligatory headline.

About Me

Hi, I'm Ash!
You might know me from my blissful childhood in Athens, GA. But probably not. You might know me from my pained adolescence in El Paso, TX. But probably not. You might know me from my college years and return to Athens, GA. But probably not. If you know me at all, you know me from Orlando -- be it from my College Program slave days at Disney or, more likely, my tenure at Universal Orlando [the pretentious like to add an 'NBC' in front of that], where I spent many a day in Admissions, then Entertainment, and finally Human Resources.
I am a voyeur. I sign up for these things simply to check up on the people I might've passed in the hallways of school or out in the streets of Universal. Please humor me.
What I am defined by: I like film, music, nice people, good conversation, icy drinks, and porn with a consuming storyline. Not necessarily in that order.
Thanks for playing.
P.S. I hate most custom MySpace pages. They look incredibly ugly. I am all about the traditional layout, which probably makes me ridiculously boring. I have one request -- please, people: less loud color, less loud music. Not that I'm opposed to loud music, but it's pretty jarring -- especially when I'm trying to pretend that I'm working.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nice people. We covered that, right? I also enjoy members of the non-elitist indie set and gamers who don't smell weird.Also, cool people in the Dallas area, as I moved here recently and don't really know anyone except the wonderful guy I just married.

Music:

Sloan, Scissor Sisters, The Arcade Fire, Fischerspooner, New Order, Belle and Sebastian, Beulah, Pavement, Mr. Bungle, Lovage, Starlight Mints, The New Pornographers, The Beta Band, Dar Williams, Delerium, Phoenix, The Pixies, AC Newman, Wilco, Calexico, Doves, Electric Six, Franz Ferdinand, Hem, Hidden Cameras, Jellyfish, Manic Street Preachers, KMFDM, Muse, Iris, Of Montreal, Pulp, Rufus Wainwright, Saint Etienne, Schiller, The Zombies, Wolfsheim, and many, many more. I like anything with a tune.

Movies:

Christopher Guest rules. This Is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind. Others: Election, Kill Bill, Freeway, Run Lola Run, and many more.

Television:

Project Runway, Top Design, Nip/Tuck, Ugly Betty, This American Life, Friday Night Lights, Veronica Mars, 24, The Amazing Race, The Daily Show.

Books:

I dig David Sedaris books and other humorists (i.e. Augusten Burroughs). I also got pretty addicted to the Tales of the City series, though Maupin's other books didn't really hold my attention. I read The Sandman graphic novels over and over again. Right now I'm reading Jenna Jameson's autobiography.