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 GirlShawn 

Just pine a little bit for me, k?

About Me

I make the internet worth it!
I'm an often silly, goofy, smart, clever, sarcastic, witty, and occasionally shy person.
I'm married to Ted. Together we love to travel, meet cool locals, drink in dive bars, dance like fools regardless of who is watching (I didn't notice the webcam, I SWEAR!) We are terribly non-pretentious. We love tropical islands and the whole beach lifestyle, so much that we uprooted our city life to live out our days amongst the conchs.
I work in an awesome hotel with one person who fluently speaks english, and 3 that do not.
I can kick start your scooter faster than you.
I think my wrinkles are cute.
I found a grey hair the other day. That was NOT cute.
Speaking of scooters, I have two. A 2001 Honda Elite SR - Red. And a 2003 Kymco Filly - Silver. I appreciate riding by the ocean with the wind in my hair... but I get hairclips to keep it out of my eyes.
I've got cats... if two is a lot, then I've got a lot. I'm into crafts, quilting, knitting, building stuff out of things, photography, shopping, cooking, travel. I throw a pretty kick-ass baby shower.
I like stuff. If you're stuff, then I'll probably like you too.

My Interests

Being nice, Sunshine, Sand Dollars, Kit Cat Klocks, Kirkbride Buildings, SLR Cameras, Fisheye Lenses, Unique Filters, Fauxtography, Marshmallow Guns, Days off, Diamonds, little black dresses, Turks & Caicos, The layered look, Hockey, being one crafty bitch, the color pink, pageants, Jimmy Buffett, Gettin' pretty, my husband, shiney objects, things, penguins, stuff, sushi, happy hour, Thanksgiving, cats, TRAVEL, shopping, the beach, chillin', chinese food, Tailgating Concerts, rollercoasters, wok cooking, knitting, banana pans, road trips, new friends, old friends, learning, manatees, quilting, sewing, The Southern Cross, palm trees, vespas, Respect, Conch Shells,

I'd like to meet:

I’D LIKE TO MEETI've met plenty of cool cats in my time... both the feline and the two-legged kind... so maybe some of them are on here... at least the ones with opposable thumbs.

I'd prefer that you don't have pet birds... that's kinda creepy. Or if you have them, don't tell me about it, or I won't be able to handle it.

ENEMY ANEMONE inspiration...

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Music:

Nelly Furtado, Paul Simon, Jack Johnson, Kenny Chesney, Some Buffett, Some pop, some country, some classic rock... I can lay out some old school rap, too, what with being extremely (extremely) white and all, that is pretty impressive!

I think your band sucks. So don't even waste my time asking me to add you as a friend.

Unless you are OK GO.

Movies:

The Jerk, Sleepless in Seattle, An Affair to Remember, Napoleon Dynamite, Drop Dead Gorgeous, This is Spinal Tap, Fight Club, Snatch, Ocean's Eleven, March of the Penguins, Office Space, Lifetime Movies, Baseketball, Walk the Line, Girl Interrupted, Happy Feet, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Child of Rage, Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby, Wedding Crashers, 50 First Dates, Orgazmo

Television:

Scrubs, Best Week EVER!, The Weather Channel, South Park, Family Guy, The News, Mind of Mencia, Flavor of Love (It's like watching a train wreck!)

Books:

I'm a self-help book addict.Currently reading "Magical Thinking" and you're not.

My Blog

and at the end, you get splashed with wine and a wafer is shot into your throat!

It'll be JUST LIKE a faith-based Universal Studios!Oh praise jesus! A faith-based theme park! WHEEEE! "Mommy, why are those two men doing to each other?""We're in Sodom & Gomorrah Land, hon!"I'm just ...
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:04:00 PST

dreams really DO come true.

I love, love, love TMZ.com and releasing the Paris Hilton mugshot. What a pleasant thing to wake up to this morning! ...
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:00:00 PST

prison mail!

The office pool debates can now be settled: Paris Hilton's official stats are now public domain.According to the booking sheet, Hilton (aka no. 9818783) has blonde hair, green eyes, stands 5'8" tall a...
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:03:00 PST

woot

Happy Hurricane Season! Bring it on, you NOAA bitches.... bring. it. on. What are you looking at, weather channel??? "Hurricane Week" - WTF are you thinking? As if the people who don't live in a direc...
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST

My husband keeps me smarts!

My husband called me out to the patio tonight after we got home from a helluva day. He showed me a kickass bug. So I had to google it. It's a pyrophorus beetle. And it kicks ass. I learned all about i...
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

You don't have to call me darlin'... darlin'...

And if you do, it's likely I'm gonna punch you in the nuts.   I wanted Subway for lunch today, a 6" turkey on parmesan oregano. Yummy. The Subway is next to the CVS. I pulled in on my happy li...
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

just so you know (ode to the guy I feel no remorse over)

Here's what you need to know when you come to my hotel. Don't start off with a sexist remark. My name is not Sweetheart, Sweetie, Sweets, Love, Dear, Doll, Honey, Babe, Sunshine or Lamb. My name is Sh...
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:29:00 PST

pictures!

Yep. He kicks ass. :)...
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

15 minutes!

Until I have enough of a charge on my battery to take pics of the sparklestravaganzza on my finger!
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Sat, 12 May 2007 07:07:00 PST

my husband pretty much kicks ass.

And by "pretty much" I mean he DOES. And he's smarter than your honor student too. For anniversary Ted got me an absolutely STUNNING 1 carat diamond band. Seven scintillating stones - shape = prince...
Posted by Hula Girl At Heart on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:45:00 PST