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The Dirty Mistress

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About Me



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My Interests

one night stands & random hook-ups = ♥

I'd like to meet:

A creamy caramelicious man.

Music:

THIS LIST IS ALWAYS CHANGING

♥ 2 live crew
♥ 3 doors down
♥ 50 cent
♥ 504 boys
♥ ace of base
♥ adema
♥ aerosmith
♥ AFI
♥ afroman
♥ alanis morissette
♥ alexz johnson
♥ alien ant farm
♥ alkaline trio
♥ all american rejects
♥ amber
♥ american Hi-Fi
♥ andre 3000
♥ angels and airwaves
♥ aqua
♥ ashlee simpson
♥ ATC
♥ avril lavigne
♥ B-52's
♥ bette midler
♥ black eyed peas
♥ blink 182
♥ blondie
♥ blue october
♥ bob marley
♥ bowling for soup
♥ boys II men
♥ B.S.
♥ breaking benjamin
♥ bubba sparxx
♥ the calling
♥ the cardigans
♥ carole king
♥ christina aguilera
♥ chumba wumba
♥ cindy lauper
♥ citizen king
♥ counting crows
♥ coyote shivers
♥ cranberries
♥ creed
♥ crossfade
♥ custom
♥ daft punk
♥ dashboard confessional
♥ david bowie
♥ death cab for cutie
♥ deep blue something
♥ destiny's child
♥ diffuser
♥ digimon
♥ dirty vegas
♥ dj casper
♥ dj hardcore
♥ dj sammy
♥ the donnas
♥ dr. demento
♥ drowning pool
♥ eagle eye cherry
♥ eminem
♥ en vogue
♥ eric clapton
♥ evenescence
♥ eve 6
♥ everclear
♥ extreme
♥ fall out boy
♥ fat joe
♥ fatboy slim
♥ fefe dobson
♥ finger eleven
♥ fionna apple
♥ five foot thick
♥ foo fighters
♥ fort minor
♥ forty foot echo
♥ the fray
♥ freak nasty
♥ fugees
♥ future leaders of the world
♥ g love and special sauce
♥ garbage
♥ gavin degraw
♥ go set go
♥ gina g
♥ goo goo dolls
♥ gorillaz
♥ green day
♥ gregory and the hawk
♥ guns and roses
♥ gwen stefani
♥ gym class heroes
♥ hawthorne hights
♥ heartwell ending
♥ hidden in plain view
♥ hoobastank
♥ howie day
♥ jack's mannequin
♥ james blunt
♥ janis joplin
♥ jefferson airplane
♥ jerry lee lewis
♥ jessica simpson
♥ jewel
♥ jimmy buffet
♥ jimmy eat world
♥ john mayer
♥ john mellencamp
♥ jone osborne
♥ joni mitchell
♥ kellis
♥ kelly clarkson
♥ the killers
♥ korn
♥ kt tunstall
♥ kylie monigue
♥ la bouche
♥ lady sovereign
♥ lash
♥ leann rhymes
♥ lee ann womack
♥ letter kills
♥ letters to cleo
♥ lfo
♥ lillix
♥ limp bizkut
♥ linkin park
♥ ll cool j
♥ los del rio
♥ ludacris
♥ lustra
♥ luther vandross
♥ madonna
♥ mandy moore
♥ makeshift romeo
♥ manson
♥ manu chao
♥ mariah carey
♥ maroon 5
♥ marusha
♥ marylin manson
♥ matchbox 20
♥ mcfly
♥ mc hammer
♥ men at work
♥ meridith brooks
♥ mike shinoda
♥ missy
♥ moris day
♥ motion city soundtrack ♥ my chemical romance
♥ mya
♥ mystikal
♥ natalie imbruglia
♥ natasha bedingfield
♥ nelly
♥ new amsterdams
♥ next
♥ nickelback
♥ nine days
♥ nirvana
♥ no doubt
♥ offspring
♥ orgy
♥ otep
♥ otown
♥ outkast
♥ P.O.D.
♥ panic! at the disco
♥ papa roach
♥ pat benetar
♥ pedro the lion
♥ pete yorn
♥ pink
♥ postal service
♥ presidents
♥ prince (and the revolution)
♥ pussycat dolls
♥ rammstein
♥ red hot chilli peppers
♥ remi zero
♥ rilo kiley
♥ rob thomas
♥ sarah mclaughlin
♥ seal
♥ sean paul
♥ shaggy
♥ shawn mullins
♥ sheryl crow
♥ shins
♥ shystie
♥ simple plan
♥ sixpence none the richer
♥ smile empty soul
♥ snoop dogg
♥ snow patrol
♥ something corporate
♥ souldecision
♥ south fm
♥ spice girls
♥ spill canvas
♥ staind
♥ static-x
♥ sublime
♥ suzanne vega
♥ switchfoot
♥ system of a down
♥ taking back sunday
♥ tamyra gray
♥ taproot
♥ tatu
♥ thrice
♥ tiffany
♥ tlc
♥ toni braxton
♥ trapt
♥ trust company
♥ twisted method
♥ the used
♥ velvet revolver
♥ venga boys
♥ vitamin c
♥ weakerthans
♥ wheatus
♥ white stripes
♥ wilson phillps
♥ yeah yeah yeahs
♥ yellow card.

.... yea there's probably more..... but i can't remember


Television:

I like watching people with petty problems. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The pettier the better.

Books:

Christopher Moore is a God.

My Blog

Morals? What morals? I didn’t see any morals...

Ok so... I know I said I wouldn't... But I did.... And I don't feel bad about doing it. I know I should. and I know nothing good will come of this. But I dont' care. I will care, eventually. But for n...
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:22:00 PST

Oh crap.

Now Ash has me all worried that I'm toying with his emotions. Which, actually, I kind of am. But not on purpose... I think. Fuck. Now I feel bad. I've got to figure this shit out. ...
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:44:00 PST

grossbugew.

Eww. Big gross bug in my basement. Seriously. Gross. I don't do bugs.
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST

:)

Tuesday, September 25, 2007 Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Your magnetism is strong today, making this an ideal time to make any type of presentation. You have a dramatic flair that you can use effectivel...
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:59:00 PST

I wish I meant a little more then a symphony of heavy breathing and the friction of hips

You're captivating while evadingAll the questions I have for you like,"What exactly makes you tick?"When the guilt sets in tell meWhat are we going to do?Your tongue is wet with a top secret passionI ...
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:13:00 PST

oh dear.

Oh crap lol. I knew they knew.   my horoscope:Others know somehow that you aren't sharing all your emotions -- and it's true that you may be holding a wild card up your sleeve. Your inner vo...
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST

*edit*

ok. so my boy toy, is not being taken away. [woohoooo]i feel much MUCH better now. he was so adorable today. poor thing spent all last night moving, only got 3 hours of sleep. and still had to work in...
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:03:00 PST

-cries-

my boy toy is being taken away.
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:26:00 PST

hmm.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! fuck. ...
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:48:00 PST

memories.

posts from my very very old Free Open Diary. from when i called myself... guarddog... dear god. i am so not explaining that one. read if you must.     ..> ahhh.. school... grrr...
Posted by The Dirty Mistress on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST