My wife wrote this for me:
Hello, thought you might like to know that I am married to the smartest woman on the planet. She lets me wash the dishes, pay all the bills, and watch The L Word on Sunday nights. Can you believe she lets me get away with that??? Anyway, back to my amazingly witty wife. I didn't know that someone like her would actually give someone like me the time of day. She is being considered for sainthood for tolerating my rancid gas. I bow to her feet every day and only care about her comfort and well being while tossing mine aside. Did I mention she is witty? Anyway, peace out bitches. Love, Brandy....uuuuuhhhm I mean Bryan?
