Yvonne - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Talented at chasing and catching adolescent chickens. Should not be allowed near cars (they try to kill me so I take the train when I can). Tendency to crush, break, fracture, and sometimes misplace body parts...this might explain why some people call me accident prone. Helmet and leash have been advised, considered, and adopted.

My Interests

Keeping my body and mind in motion.

Music:

Haven't met a genre I didn't like.

Movies:

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Before Sunrise, Prince of Egypt, Resevoir Dogs, Vampire Hunter D, Farewell My Concubine, Cube, Amelie, BRICK, Akira, The Secret of NIHM, Transformers, Elizabeth, Irreversible, Kill Bill Vols 1&2

Television:

Scrubs, Malcolm in the Middle, House M.D.

Books:

The Fountainhead, Memoirs of a Geisha, White Oleander, Harry Potter 1-7, 1984, Dune (all of em), Hyperion, The Kitchen God's Wife, Hamlet, Atlas Shrugged, The Life and Times of William S. Burroughs, Inside the Brain, Wuthering Heights, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Jane Austen, or David Sedaris

Heroes:

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My Blog

Ultimate Tournament Photos

Hey everyone: Here are a few photos from this weekend's Ultimate Frisbee League tournament. After a long, tough season, our team played 5 incredibly intense games on Saturday with only 2 male su...
Posted by Yvonne on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

Home Vestors TV Commercials

Okay Y'all. I promised I would post the TV commericials when they were done, but I ain't happy about it. Still, I got paid $1,000 for looking like crap, so I can't complain too much. Let m...
Posted by Yvonne on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:49:00 PST

Anyone want a Corvette?

I'm selling my 1976 Corvette. Three years ago, it tried to kill me. Here's an entry from the letter archives: Seems Zephyr, my Corvette, would be more aptly named "Christine." Not sa...
Posted by Yvonne on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:49:00 PST

Inappropriate Touching in Uptown

Trying to populate myspace blog. Here's an entry that happened 2 years ago before I fell in love with my wonderful, beautiful boyfriend Zac: On Tuesday, the sun was shining, my afternoon ...
Posted by Yvonne on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:06:00 PST

Door to Door Chicken Samaritan

Excerpt from a letter sent to family explains my rep as a chicken chaser: Hey Y'all: I just got back from visiting my mom this past weekend and I took Pepper (my dog) w/me. There's nothing ...
Posted by Yvonne on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:39:00 PST